UNIVERSAL melee weapon training

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Does me liking pie help anything here?

I like pie too!

Want to be friends?

[Erathia 648]

 

Does me liking pie help anything here?

I like pie too!

Want to be friends?

 

 

I find your claims of pie-liking blatantly false, as it's obvious that the only option here is to like cake.

 

You're being disingenuous and making false universal statements by claiming that pie is the only dessert offered for people's consumption.

[Nameless2all 210]

I must regretably inform you that the cake is a lie.  As discovered by Chell during the Portal incident in 40.981

[Erathia 648]

I must regretably inform you that the cake is a lie.  As discovered by Chell during the Portal incident in 40.981

 

Those incident reports, as well as rumours about "portable webway generators", were deemed heretical after the evidence offered originated from a soulless sentience. All further investigation to be done by Adeptus Mechanicus Explorator Unit ZX-173K, following the complete destruction of Expeditions ZX-173A through ZX-173-J.

[Routa-maa 180]

Does Primitive Weapon Training contain use of cake server or is it deemed exotic weapon training?

Also what stats would you use for said weapon. Improvised or should it have its own stats.

 

My RT character wants to be prepared to defende himself when some festive occasion turns to to murder fest.

 

PS. To OP in my games I have always included Primitive Weapon Training in Universal Melee Training. In my mind it was just stupid that you didn't know how to use boloknife but chainknife was OK.

[Erathia 648]

My RT character wants to be prepared to defende himself when some festive occasion turns to to murder fest.

 

What sort of Rogue Trader attends a festive occasion without his Jokaero weapon rings / hellpistol cybernetic eye / obscura pipe that conceals a dartcaster loaded with a quick-acting neurotoxin / awakened psychic powers / teleportation homer with murder servitors ready to be beamed in / a retinue of well-armed bodyguards / voidship having locked all weapons on the area just in case?

 

 

In my mind it was just stupid that you didn't know how to use boloknife but chainknife was OK.

 

"So what am I supposed to do with this thing?"

"Stab someone, sir"

"Yes, but then what? Where do the rotating knives come into play? How do I disintegrate his flesh? Which button causes him to be electrocuted? How do I replace the built-in toxin injectors with a fresh supply of Dark Eldar poison?"

"It doesn't do any of that, sir. You just stab someone, sir."

"Well this is clearly unacceptable. Take it away and don't come back until you find a weapon worthy of my status"

[Routa-maa 180]

 

My RT character wants to be prepared to defende himself when some festive occasion turns to to murder fest.

 

What sort of Rogue Trader attends a festive occasion without his Jokaero weapon rings / hellpistol cybernetic eye / obscura pipe that conceals a dartcaster loaded with a quick-acting neurotoxin / awakened psychic powers / teleportation homer with murder servitors ready to be beamed in / a retinue of well-armed bodyguards / voidship having locked all weapons on the area just in case?

 

Rogue Trader who has nothing to fear from anyone as he has his own Dark Eldar Homunculus as his chief medicae and who has been resurrected 1000 times.

Also he's quite masokist, Moritat assasin, send to kill him, was crying as only comment he got from said RT, after stabbing him full of blades and other sharp objects, was "I think I feel little tingling in my ear."

 

Needless to say after that show, it happened right at the biggest party the sector governor had throw up to commemorate RT's accomplishment for the sector, he had to leave Imperial space for quite some time.