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The Plot Hooks Thread

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R4-W9 from Trouble Brewing itself makes an excelent plot hook, more specifically the R4 unit has the complete Hyperspace Route for the Kessel Run in his memory banks. The little droid can give it to the PCs as thanks for helping him and actually get to do the Kessel Run, for all the fame, glory, and money it brings.

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mouthymerc said:

Ah Blues Bros. Classic.



[Jake and Elwood are flying in the new Jizzmobile]
Jake: What's this?
Elwood: What?
Jake: This ship. This stupid ship. Where's the YT-1300? [tries to use the ship's igniter, but it does not work; he flushes it out of an airlock] The 1300, where's the 1300?
Elwood: The what?
Jake: The YT-1300 we used to have. The Jizzmobile.
Elwood: I traded it.
Jake: You traded the Jizzmobile for this?
Elwood: No, for an audio pickup.
Jake: An audio pickup? Okay, I can see that. But what the hell is this?
Elwood: This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect Station military surplus auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect customs cutter. They were practically giving them away.
Jake: Well thank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother comes to pick me up in a Navy ship.
Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No, I don't like it.
[Elwood flies the ship through an asteroid field]
Jake: Ship's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a Navy motor, a 440 KTU plant. It's got Navy compensators, Navy thrusters, Navy hyperdrives. It's a model made before catalytic recombiners, so it'll run good on regular fuel. What do you say? Is it the new Jizzmobile or what?
[Jake lights his cigarra using his igniter]
Jake: Fix the cigarra igniter.


"****. What? Rollers. No. Yep. ****"

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