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Commissar Quotes

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Anyone have some decent Commissar quotes from your games?  My favorite was from a Deathwatch game, it was in the intro adventure in the book, the Kill Team are on a planet soon to be overwhelmed by Tyrannids, and have to rescue a Tech-Priest, along the way they find a stranded platoon and the Commissar soon to be facing certain death and overhear:

 

"Men!  I have two lots of news for you.  First!  The Emperor only hears your worthless prayers when they're carried to the Throne by your death-screams!  The second…He will hear them this day!  Now pick up your weapons!  Face the enemy!  And get ready to pray!" 

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"Today We Storm the Gates of Hell and Piss on the Graves of the Ruinous Powers, But first we have to fill those Graves, I know it's a Big Job so we better get to Work!"

 

"Only Good Heretic is a Dead  Heretic, all I see is Bad Heretics, You should do something about that!"

 

"The Emperor has a Surplus of Las Packs, the Lords of Terra have personaly charged us with doing somthing about that."

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"I'll pass your excuse along to your unit commander; if he dicides to accept it, I'll see to it that your next of kin gets your full Guard pension."

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The Benedictions of the Emperor found in the back of The Imperial Infantryman's Handbook or The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer has some inspirational speeches from a couple of Commissars. 

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