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1 hour ago, Roller of blanks said:

Quite the contrary, It gives me pleasure to make other people amused and happy, which I successfully did by getting 6 hearts and 2 laughing faces, which in turn lets me know I caused amusement and makes me happy

*doffs cap*

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1 hour ago, Roller of blanks said:

Quite the contrary, It gives me pleasure to make other people amused and happy, which I successfully did by getting 6 hearts and 2 laughing faces, which in turn lets me know I caused amusement and makes me happy

That is rather troubling, isn't it?  I mean, one or two I could understand, but has our threshold for humor really fallen so low that eight people were amused by it?

<sigh> In another decade, I suppose people will just post, "i m posting," and get dozens of positive reactions.

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46 minutes ago, JJ48 said:

That is rather troubling, isn't it?  I mean, one or two I could understand, but has our threshold for humor really fallen so low that eight people were amused by it?

<sigh> In another decade, I suppose people will just post, "i m posting," and get dozens of positive reactions.

Are you an upsilon pilot? Because you're being really petty

Edited by Roller of blanks

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43 minutes ago, Roller of blanks said:

Are you an upsilon pilot? Because you're being really petty

Pfft.  I wish I were getting a Petty Officer's pay.  But no; I'm just a concerned citizen who appreciates comedy.

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2 minutes ago, Roller of blanks said:

I warned you.

Now give me a minute while I make a personalized diss track on you that will make you so ashamed of your abilities that you will rig your dice to roll nothing but blanks so you have something to blame for your losses.

Dude, you're talking to a guy who regularly blanks out on dice anyway and has yet to even come close to winning a single 2E game.  If my luck changes at all, the only way it could possibly go is up.

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Yo yo yo, it's ya boy blanks.  

Sickest hit on the forum, my beats are great

Today we're gonna focus on...

Jj forty eight

He gets in long winded arguments about fixing turn one

But is only concerned about stealing the fun

And you just messed with a rapster, hun

Now that we're past my introduction,

Time to commence your typed-out destruction 

You think you're initiative six

But you really initiative zero

But not me, cause' my lines are sick

And you're no forum hero

Lookin' ugly like ka'to leechos

Cause the "Z" in z-95..

Stands for zero

My bars so fire, they're like Rome under nero*

I checked your forum history, and researched this diss-track

I see your arguments, you love to attack 

But now let's see how it feels when someone fights back

Cause' I'm sittin' on a proverbial token stack

Seeing your nastiness, I'm taken aback 

You act all stoic,

I don't need no heroic,

Cause despite my name,

I never draw blanks when I bring your infame

Cause I'm a beast in the endgame

My bars are like red tokens, without the frills

And I'm stressing you out, then comin' at you like eaden vrill 

You can't arc-dodge these rhymes, and you ain't elusive

So I end this track, cause' it's already conclusive.

 

 

 

*I know Nero is "Nher-o" but artistic liscence, man. (or woman, Idk.)*

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Eh, not bad, but just like "bamboozled", you tend to repeat words and phrases a bit too often.  For instance, you repeatedly use "bars".  Mix it up a bit with "my words" or "these beats" or something like that.  Synonyms are your friends.  Similarly, ending two lines with "zero" so close together...you can do better than that.

Also, I like how apparently four sentences across two posts is "long-winded".  You should see me when I really get going!  lol

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7 hours ago, Roller of blanks said:

Yo yo yo, it's ya boy blanks.  

Sickest hit on the forum, my beats are great

Today we're gonna focus on...

Jj forty eight

He gets in long winded arguments about fixing turn one

But is only concerned about stealing the fun

And you just messed with a rapster, hun

Now that we're past my introduction,

Time to commence your typed-out destruction 

You think you're initiative six

But you really initiative zero

But not me, cause' my lines are sick

And you're no forum hero

Lookin' ugly like ka'to leechos

Cause the "Z" in z-95..

Stands for zero

My bars so fire, they're like Rome under nero*

I checked your forum history, and researched this diss-track

I see your arguments, you love to attack 

But now let's see how it feels when someone fights back

Cause' I'm sittin' on a proverbial token stack

Seeing your nastiness, I'm taken aback 

You act all stoic,

I don't need no heroic,

Cause despite my name,

I never draw blanks when I bring your infame

Cause I'm a beast in the endgame

My bars are like red tokens, without the frills

And I'm stressing you out, then comin' at you like eaden vrill 

You can't arc-dodge these rhymes, and you ain't elusive

So I end this track, cause' it's already conclusive.

 

 

 

*I know Nero is "Nher-o" but artistic liscence, man. (or woman, Idk.)*

9/10, would beatbox again

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Quick cut to the salt solo!

 

Ya keep smashing rocks

Like Vader's snagging locks

But you don't have collision detectors!

Watch me boost round you

with my autothrusters,

And after you're burned out,

I'll whip out some afterburners!

Your trick shots won't have me found

None of your mods are sound

Cause thank a blank for once in this gas cloud!

You bumped into my blocker,

But you ain't Arvel Krynyd!

You can't act or dodge,

Cause you're intimidated!

Pray to the maker whilst I bust out a flanker!

Is that Fenn Rau? Bam!

You're obliterated!

Your ace is incinerated,

You won a round of Swiss?

Dang, you're overrated!

Go ahead and run,

Like you're some Sauruman Sith Lord!

Oh, wait, I forgot!

You're the bloke who can't even start on the board!

 

 

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3 hours ago, player3010587 said:

Quick cut to the salt solo!

 

Ya keep smashing rocks

Like Vader's snagging locks

But you don't have collision detectors!

Watch me boost round you

with my autothrusters,

And after you're burned out,

I'll whip out some afterburners!

Your trick shots won't have me found

None of your mods are sound

Cause thank a blank for once in this gas cloud!

You bumped into my blocker,

But you ain't Arvel Krynyd!

You can't act or dodge,

Cause you're intimidated!

Pray to the maker whilst I bust out a flanker!

Is that Fenn Rau? Bam!

You're obliterated!

Your ace is incinerated,

You won a round of Swiss?

Dang, you're overrated!

Go ahead and run,

Like you're some Sauruman Sith Lord!

Oh, wait, I forgot!

You're the bloke who can't even start on the board!

 

 

You want to mess with me?

Well you've made a massive mess up

Gonna make you answer for your crimes, gonna make you fess up

Can't even spell "Crynyd"

But guess what boi, I did!

You want to beat the x wing god

You shouldn't have even tried it!

Win a round of swiss?

Pft, you wish

Come after my V-19?

You just got baited like a fish

Hittin' that K-turn

Do the af-ter burn

Now I'm at range one, 

You're never...

Gon' learn.

My epic bars bring me fame, 

As I roast your unoriginal name

Lookin like a vulture droid callsign 

Can't break this metagame!

And If you ain't believing 

Just watch my submarining 

6 rounds no cut

I resurfaced and now you're weeping

You thought got that second place

Well now I stole it. In your face!

Can't beat me in extended either

Cause I got that E-wing master race!

Speaking of extended 

I bet you try to make rules bended!

Sayin' your charges are active

But really they're expended

I can't new tricks to you, old horse

Don't know how to manage force!

You try to supernatural

Well your situation just got worse!

Look at these beats, you know I can slay

Here's your last chance to 5-straight away!

 

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4 minutes ago, Roller of blanks said:

You want to mess with me?

Well you've made a massive mess up

Gonna make you answer for your crimes, gonna make you fess up

Can't even spell "Crynyd"

But guess what boi, I did!

You want to beat the x wing god

You shouldn't have even tried it!

Win a round of swiss?

Pft, you wish

Come after my V-19?

You just got baited like a fish

Hittin' that K-turn

Do the af-ter burn

Now I'm at range one, 

You're never...

Gon' learn.

My epic bars bring me fame, 

As I roast your unoriginal name

Lookin like a vulture droid callsign 

Can't break this metagame!

And If you ain't believing 

Just watch my submarining 

6 rounds no cut

I resurfaced and now you're weeping

You thought got that second place

Well now I stole it. In your face!

Can't beat me in extended either

Cause I got that E-wing master race!

Speaking of extended 

I bet you try to make rules bended!

Sayin' your charges are active

But really they're expended

I can't new tricks to you, old horse

Don't know how to manage force!

You try to supernatural

Well your situation just got worse!

Look at these beats, you know I can slay

Here's your last chance to 5-straight away!

 

Like Anakin Skywalker you try to force away your stress!

Good luck with that, cause my Death Troopers don't rest!

Callin' out callsigns?

What are you, "muh dice", twelve?

Flying a doomed V-19 and its designs

Designate your CT-2451 self

In my bullseye's headlights

Dead to rights!

You think you drop Mic bombs

But your thin skin ain't ablative plating!

So when my medium 4-lom's

Got you blocked and feeling like a clanger

Stressed and self-bombed will get you scraping!

Yeah, I hope you're good at submarining when you face me and my juking-jamming-boosting-blamming-blasting-slamming alpha strike!

Cause when I place you at omega

And for sure not the leader,

You've got a long way to hike!

You think you'll show me the dark side?

Please, continue on your self-determined downward slide.

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