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MarthWMaster

Star Wars quotes you'd rather not hear in bed

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 "You, like your father, are now... mine....."

 

[EDIT: Man, I've got a couple of real zingers, but I'm afraid that either of them would get me banned. This is a family-friendly board, right?]

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Family Friendly =

"I don't like you either."

"I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? "

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"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me""Back door, huh? Good idea!"

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 This reminds me of an edit I did for a school project. :P Wedge had a serious question for General Dodonna as to where babies come from.

"You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point"

"The target area is only two meters wide"

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port"

"The shaft leads directly to the reactor system"

"The shaft is ray shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes"

 

And some separate ones.

"Where are you taking this... thing?"

"That's no moon"

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Something I hope to never have to say:

“That’s no moon... it’s a space station.”


A quote I personally would not ever like to hear from behind me.:

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”


And a quote that I am sure the ladies would not like to hear from lovers who name certain parts of their anatomy:

“You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”
 

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