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Star Wars quotes you'd rather not hear in bed

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 This reminds me of an edit I did for a school project. :P Wedge had a serious question for General Dodonna as to where babies come from.

"You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point"

"The target area is only two meters wide"

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port"

"The shaft leads directly to the reactor system"

"The shaft is ray shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes"


And some separate ones.

"Where are you taking this... thing?"

"That's no moon"

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Something I hope to never have to say:

“That’s no moon... it’s a space station.”

A quote I personally would not ever like to hear from behind me.:

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

And a quote that I am sure the ladies would not like to hear from lovers who name certain parts of their anatomy:

“You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”

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