What would you do if you were a Dust Soldier?

[rathianfire 0]

Ok imagine you were a Dust Soldier and you in combat. Then you end up facing a Walker/Tank, What would you do?

[blkdymnd 182]

 I'm a BBQ squad type of guy, so give me a flamer and a demo charge... and a cigar!

[Loophole Master 2]

 Stare at it through my binoculars, then radio the artillery piece with the coordinates to blast it into oblivion. Then I'd just sit back and watch the fireworks.

[rathianfire 0]

Nice style

 

[theguildllc 0]

Run.  Quickly.

[Hanomag 0]

Hope that my life insurance is paid up....

 

-Jeff

[Kampfgruppe Cottrell 0]

I'd either make a nice baseball-sized hole in the hull with my lascannon or charge it, climb up on its deck and drop a pineapple in the hatch or under the engine deck and watch the fire works.  Either way, its going down Sgt. Rock style!

Brian

 

 

[traderghost 0]

 Yes! This is the kind of discussion I live for !

What would I do if faced with an Allied walker? I would be an Axis Gorilla and pounced on top of the walker and pound it into submission with my enhanced and enlarged fist. If the walker is a Hot Dog, I would tear apart the flamethrower and keep it for myself. Then I would flame what's remained of the walker into a well-done piece of work. Yep, that's what I would do if I were a Dust Soldier (Gorilla) 

 

More of such discussions please  

[Jochen Fleischer 0]

 First I will try to destroy the walker with my panzerfaust (if it has taken damage already), and if I live through this, I'll turn around and shoot the player controlling me for putting me in front of the walker in the first place. Seriously, if i were a dust soldier, I'll be more afraid of being hit by a stray die.

[Siegfried Westphal 0]

Call Sigrid...she will handle this for me

[traderghost 0]

Jochen Fleischer said:

 First I will try to destroy the walker with my panzerfaust (if it has taken damage already), and if I live through this, I'll turn around and shoot the player controlling me for putting me in front of the walker in the first place. Seriously, if i were a dust soldier, I'll be more afraid of being hit by a stray die.

  This is the best post I've read so far!!! 

[Dcal12 1]

I would take my light saber and.....  oops wrong post sorry!

[Miah999 0]

Given my lack of physical ability, I'd be the company clerk typing up all the letters to your moms explaining how you died stupidly, I mean bravely trying to take out the best war machines the Axis has to throw at us.

[traderghost 0]

Miah999 said:

Given my lack of physical ability, I'd be the company clerk typing up all the letters to your moms explaining how you died stupidly, I mean bravely trying to take out the best war machines the Axis has to throw at us.

Good one!   A Dust clerk !

[Aldarion2 1]

theguildllc said:

Run.  Quickly.

 

+1

[Delta_Ice 0]

 Find hard cover and assume the fetal position as I kiss my ass goodbye

[Peacekeeper_b 5]

Assuming if I were a Soldier then I would probably be in a similar MOS as I am in the Army now. So I would lift up my camera, take a photo, hope it was exposed properly and hope that someone who knows how to develope film finds my camera beside what will most likely be my crushed budy!

[Airborne3 0]

Well speaking as a lowly Grave Register, since i couldn`t dig a pit big enough, quick enough to drop the Axis walker, I`d best make a good job of my own!

[Lotus 0]

I'd make a Deal-deal...maybe the driver's a Re-pub-li-can.