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What does "ca" on "TIE/ca Punisher" mean?

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Just now, Vineheart01 said:

least its not the TIE/pun :D

It's a missed opportunity, that's what it is.  The Dad Ship that never was.

"Hey X-Wing"

"...what?"

"Stop dodging, you know I can't hit you with a miss-ile!"

"Uugggh..."

 

"B-Wing!  Hey B-Wing!  Where's your b-wing buddy?  Has he finally answered the question?"

"....I... what question?"

"2 b or not 2 b-wings!"

"*pause and radio static*....please get off this channel."

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2 hours ago, Wazat said:

It's a missed opportunity, that's what it is.  The Dad Ship that never was.

"Hey X-Wing"

"...what?"

"Stop dodging, you know I can't hit you with a miss-ile!"

"Uugggh..."

 

"B-Wing!  Hey B-Wing!  Where's your b-wing buddy?  Has he finally answered the question?"

"....I... what question?"

"2 b or not 2 b-wings!"

"*pause and radio static*....please get off this channel."

Why do I hear the voice of the "Annoying Orange" when I read this?

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4 hours ago, Wazat said:

It's a missed opportunity, that's what it is.  The Dad Ship that never was.

"Hey X-Wing"

"...what?"

"Stop dodging, you know I can't hit you with a miss-ile!"

"Uugggh..."

 

"B-Wing!  Hey B-Wing!  Where's your b-wing buddy?  Has he finally answered the question?"

"....I... what question?"

"2 b or not 2 b-wings!"

"*pause and radio static*....please get off this channel."

But the answer is always MOAR B-WINGS, so I’m not sure that joke works...

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The TIE PUN-isher has returned!

 

Vader: You there!  What are you doing?  Why aren't you assaulting the base?

Redline: You said to stop loafing about, so now I'm jammed.

Vader: YOU WOULD BE WISE TO--

Emperor: Vader, allow me to handle this...  YOU!  *waves hand, low growl* Make me a sandwich!

Redline: *barrel rolls* POOF!  You're a sandwich!

Emperor: hhhhhhAH HAH HAH!

Vader: *slow, annoyed breathing*

 

Sigma: Sigma Squadron Pilot Reporting For Duty!

Ciena: Good.  I need you to... What is this?

Sigma: Sausages!  Do you like it?

Ciena: ....Why did you paint your entire ship like this?

Sigma: You said I'm the wurst pilot you've ever seen!

Ciena: (speaking quietly into radio) We need to restrict Sigma Squadron's painting privileges immediately.

 

Vader: What did you find in the asteroid belt?

Cutlass: 2 out of 5.  Very spacious, but no atmosphere.

Vader: Rebels!  Did you find the Rebels!?

Cutlass: I found them to be humorless, so I sent them home.

Vader: You didn't even engage them?!

Cutlass: Of course not!  I'm happily married to my work!

Vader: *slow, annoyed breathing*  You will comb every inch of that asteroid belt...

Cutlass: Why, is IT getting married?

Emperor: ah ah ah ah aaaaaahhhhhhhh...!

Vader: .....*slow.....annoyed breathing*

 

Redline: I've never fired a Homing Missile before, so I decided to give it a shot!

Vader: Get to the point.

Redline: Well it MISS-ed.  So I tried to ionize him, but I couldn't keep my eye-on him!

Vader: Did you destroy the rebel outpost or not?!

Redline: Luckily I'd packed my other tube with Taun-Tauns.  I'm very pro-taun missiles.

Vader: *raising fist* You have failed me for the last time!

Redline: gck... Vader... get a grip....

Emperor: ah ah ah ah aaaaaahhhhhhhh...!

Vader: AAARRRGH!

 

Deathrain: Ima drop DA BOMB!

Soontir: WHAT?!  NO!  I'M RIGHT HERE YOU IDIOT!

Deathrain: My sister's PREGnant!!!  WOOOOO!!!

Soontir: I umm...  You seriously shouldn't joke about bombing me.

Deathrain: I'm sorry man, did I cross a red line?

Redline: Naw bro, I thought it was funny!

 

X-Wing: Okay Command, enemy's on radar.  We've got one TIE Punisher, Two TIE Fighters...

Redline: Excuse me, I identify as a TIE/ca Punisher.

X-Wing: ...I'm sorry, I didn't know that had changed.

Redline: Man it's fine.  So... what do you identify as?

X-Wing: Uhhh?  Well I'm an X-Wing...

Redline: Yea but if you're an ex-wing, what did you become after that?

X-Wing: ................ So as I was saying, two TIE Fighters, a Lambda...

 

Jake: *regains a charge on missile*  Hah!  I can keep this up all day!

Academy Pilot:  Dammit!  How do I keep him from charging?!

Redline: Well just insist on cash only.

Academy Pilot: ?!?

Redline, narrating: And that's how A-wings lost Reload.

 

TIE Bomber: *drops Conner Net*

Leia: You, Z-95!  Ram that Net to clear it out!

Z-95: Yes Sir!  *bzzt!  boom!*

TIE Bomber: Dude, that was cold!

Leia: Cold!?  You ruthless monsters blew up an entire planet!  That soldier gave his LIFE for...

TIE Bomber: AAAAAHahaha!  Listen to how mad she is!

Redline: No wait, she's right.  Ruth defected to their side.

TIE Bomber: Umm...

 

Bomber: Hey HWK!  How'd you like the Death Star Cannon?  I hear it was a GROUND BREAKING invention!

Redline: *clap clap clap*

Bomber: It was quite the show, Alderan was dying to see it!

Jan: *rotates arc to bomber*

Bomber: dodges with barrel roll

Redline: You're on a roll!

Jan: *fires and hits bomber*

Bomber: Crap, that's ignited the fuel leak!  *boom*

Redline: HAHAHA!  YOU'RE ON FIRE!!!

Jan: You're next!

Redline: Actually I'm Redline, nice to meet ya!

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Kagi: Pilot, your movement is erratic.  Are you okay?

Deathrain: I'm reading this book on anti-gravity.  It's impossible to put down. *rrrip* Oh, nevermind it's tearable.  Crisis averted!

Kagi: Haha, yes soldier.  I'd like you in formation.

Deathrain: I'd like you in a nice dress!

Kagi: (quietly on radio) ...yes sir, we're having another discipline problem.

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Redline: *inspecting 0-0-0* Yea Vader, your old droid is just okay.  His manufacturer was barely satis-factory.

C-3PO: Did... did I just get served?

Redline: WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE!

 

Sigma: So turns out he couldn't fire on us while cloaked.  He couldn't see himself doing it.

Vader: .....

 

Sabine: TADA!  My masterpiece is complete!  So everyone, how does this look?

Redline: *chimes in on radio* With its eyes, silly!

Sabine: *pouting* Please get off this channel.

 

Vader: I don't understand why the emperor always sends me to debrief you.

Redline: WHOA, if this is getting kinky, I'll need a safeword.

 

Deathrain: Yea, those rebels were NUTs but my bomb cracked them.  They were pretty salty.

Redline: I get that you Assaulted some Nuts.  But when was Crack Shot involved?  *snrrrrk!*

Deathrain: Are you alright?

Redline: No, I'm half left silly!

Sabine: ....PLEASE get off this channel.

 

Sabine: Okay, we're on a new channel, and I think we're ready to start testing this captured TIE.

Soldier: *ksh* Please help, I'm stranded on Hoth!

Sabine: Hang on there, we're sending a ship!  What happened?

Soldier: My tauntaun fell and can't giddyup!

Sabine: Redline!

Redline: I tried to follow some guys walking into a bar, but they became suspicious when I ducked.  I had to hide in their camp, it was in tents!

Sabine: Get off this channel.  Stop Taun-ting me.

Redline: ....That was a good try.

Sabine: I know, I had to put the bad ones down.

Redline: You have much to learn, padowan.

Sabine: *yelling* I've already learned padowan, now I'm learning Mon Calamari.

Redline: ...*single tear in eye*

 

Redline: Yea, as part of my training I've flown almost all rebel ships, to learn their weaknesses.  Except Y-Wings.  I don't know Y.

Ciena: Again, please get off this channel.

 

Vader: How did the prisoner escape?!

Sigma: They asked to use a Cell Phone.  How could I refuse?

Vader: You let the Mon Calamari commander escape!?  Find them NOW!

Sigma: Man you're needy.  And I thought the prisoner was shellfish.

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Deathrain: ...And that's just the half of it!

Lambda: Please stop interrupting our communications!  We're in the middle of an operation!

Deathrain: Really?  Open-heart or cosmetic?

Lambda: Command, please cut Deathrain's communications.

Deathrain: Cut them with what?  Personally I like a bit of wine with my cheese, so the current conversation is perfect!

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I hope this helps everyone understand why TIE Punishers were so overpriced in first edition.

They're just TOO Damned VALUABLE.

 

Also Sigma Squadron isn't in second edition right now.  It's still being PUNished, for harassment.  (Sexy harassment.)  They wanted the Firing Squad because that squadron is their friends, but instead they got Hard Labor.  The guys were very confused about how they were supposed to get pregnant, which led to a second charge of sexy harassment.  Then they spent both charges to fire Barrage Rockets at the Cell Door, because they hate salesmen, and escaped.  They're still on the run (the walk wasn't moving fast enough).

-Narrated by Redline

Acadamy Pilot: Redline, you're supposed to be giving us the mission briefing!

Redline: I just did.  Wasn't that brief enough?

Acadamy Pilot: No, how are we supposed to fight the rebels?!

Redline: ....with your lasers?

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Deathrain: And so I said, why barrel roll?  Who uses barrels today?  I mean maybe drum, but I can't be in a musical after I lost my singing voice...

Lambda pilot: *pulling hair out* Why?! WHY WHY WHY!?

Redline: Whoa buddy, that's a lotta Y-Wings!  We need backup!

Deathrain: Alright everybody, back up!

Sigma: We can't!  We're not Quadrijets!

Deathrain: Forward it is then!  Charge!

Redline: I'm full on charges, I'll go first!

Lambda: *exasperated* ......how is it that they all outrank me?

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14 hours ago, Wazat said:

Someone asked on the wiki and I couldn't find it on wookiepedia.  It appears to be a new way to classify the Punisher.

Maybe "coordinated assault"?

Crappy Aesthetics

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