{Mafia} Jokes on Jakku

[ovinomanc3r 4,436]

@BrobaFett

I cannot proof myself townie, not sure how you can do it under request. All I can offer it is to do the best for town.

[Caldias 2,209]

1 minute ago, ovinomanc3r said:

@BrobaFett

I cannot proof myself townie, not sure how you can do it under request. All I can offer it is to do the best for town.

So long as town is full of ZOMBIE SHEEP.  Admit it

 

[The Jabbawookie 5,610]

That would be your dramatic claim, I think.  Simple game means I’d guess Cop (doc proves nothing, really) or a lie (either as scum, or to draw fire.) Not sure what to do with that, but, hey, it’s there.

[EbonHawk 1,243]

I know I'm not one to talk about it, but brobas early hint is annoying me.. Especially after what happened day 1 last game, if he's a special role he's just signalled that to scum, if he's scum he goes under the radar.. Either way it can hurt town and that is all i have right now..

other than pod..

Who during my first EVER game of mafia along with JJ, night killed me N1, Pod has never looked town to me since, and after his last game before modding he's got it coming me and mando remember pod we member

 

[EbonHawk 1,243]

25 minutes ago, ovinomanc3r said:

@BrobaFett

I cannot proof myself townie, not sure how you can do it under request. All I can offer it is to do the best for town.

According to setup doc we could have an innocent child, or a town mason group. A town mason group would be able to confirm on request i guess

[EbonHawk 1,243]

Just now, EbonHawk said:

According to setup doc we could have an innocent child, or a town mason group. A town mason group would be able to confirm on request i guess

Scratch that just read if there's an innocent child in this game they're confirmed day 1. So only a chance of masons as we had no confirm

[MandalorianMoose 1,862]

2 hours ago, BrobaFett said:

Lol! I thought I sent my ## role confirmed and then I totally forgot I was in here. I was so scatterbrained yesterday I sent a firebrand email about a problem with a job to the wrong contractor and about an issue that was still a week away from the deadline I was complaining about. That's been my week, nutshelled.

Anyway, I'm in the hotseat, so let me catch up and let you all know - as always - I'm as town as they come. I can have proof on demand, but given a few days to gather some reads will improve the quality of that proof dramatically.

Lol

”I’m cop don’t taze me bro”

[LTD 2,241]

Crumbing?

I don’t even know... um... Een?

 

Jamaica is of course the classic default. Jakarta is a nice twist I only heard recently (and is closer to home). 

And I maintain my vote - I can abide many things, but typing ‘of’ instead of ‘have’ (or even ‘ve) is a crime against brains everywhere.

[EbonHawk 1,243]

1 minute ago, LTD said:

Crumbing?

I don’t even know... um... Een?

 

Jamaica is of course the classic default. Jakarta is a nice twist I only heard recently (and is closer to home). 

And I maintain my vote - I can abide many things, but typing ‘of’ instead of ‘have’ (or even ‘ve) is a crime against brains everywhere.

I cede this point to you

[PodRacer 1,077]

Knock Knock

[EbonHawk 1,243]

26 minutes ago, PodRacer said:

Knock Knock

*sigh* 

Who's there?

(You're pretty insistent on the 'jokes' aren't you)

[PodRacer 1,077]

Gin Cap

[EbonHawk 1,243]

Just now, PodRacer said:

Gin Cap

Gin Cap who?

*sigh*

[PodRacer 1,077]

HOW IS THIS BENEFICIAL TO TOWN YOU MORON??!!

 

*jazzhands*

[EbonHawk 1,243]

Just now, PodRacer said:

HOW IS THIS BENEFICIAL TO TOWN YOU MORON??!!

 

*jazzhands*

Well you started it.. So how is it beneficial? Or our your jokes a cover?

[EbonHawk 1,243]

Just now, EbonHawk said:

Well you started it.. So how is it beneficial? Or our your jokes a cover?

Ltd i meant 'are' but my tabs autocorrect dude, if i edit i die

[Lord Preyer 556]

9 hours ago, LTD said:

Vanilla?

I hardly know her!

Ok guys, fresh from the Mafia wiki’s basic guide pages let me try this!

(I’m sure this is even less than 101 play for you guys but small steps, right?)

LTD says “vanilla”. This could be a breadcrumb (loaf) for later as a defence. BUT! That’s exactly what you would want to say in a game in which you thought there was a good chance of a decent number of vanilla Town. SO if you are Scum you would say this so that you’re setting up your defence for later. ERGO Scuminess. 

In the absence of other more compelling proof on who to vote for I’m starting with this: 

##vote @LTD 

[PodRacer 1,077]

Giving English lessons to the English?

Nice Try Bruce

##unvote

##VOTE LTD

[PodRacer 1,077]

More interesting is Ebon conceding the point.

Ebon would you care to explain why You aren't battling the Aussie right now?  He's well squinny Mush.

@LTD  Definitely Cross Portsmouth off your Places to visit ?

[EbonHawk 1,243]

11 minutes ago, PodRacer said:

More interesting is Ebon conceding the point.

Ebon would you care to explain why You aren't battling the Aussie right now?  He's well squinny Mush.

@LTD  Definitely Cross Portsmouth off your Places to visit ?

The Australian government makes us look good, so I'd say he has it rough as it is..

[LTD 2,241]

Lord Preyer - I made no claim of vanilla - that was merely an attempt at demonstrating another classic English joke to our Spanish friend.

We certainly need to vote for someone, and I’ve picked my random target. Should I be eliminated day one I will understand and hope my destruction will speed a town victory. The beauty of this game is that you win even being eliminated.

I think we ought, as a matter of policy, to vote for non-voters - that is the action of a non town individual. We have but our voice and our vote - beware those that speak but do not act.

[LTD 2,241]

4 minutes ago, EbonHawk said:

The Australian government makes us look good, so I'd say he has it rough as it is..

Our current PM has been in place for nearly 3 years. Can the UK say the same?

We did have a period of 5 PMs in 5 years, but that came at the end of 12 glorious years of conservative government, growth, and prosperity.

For our American friends, “conservative” in our context means universal health care, budget surpluses, tax cuts, sensible gun controls, living minimum wage, generous welfare support, parental leave, and pro-choice policies. Our conservatives make American liberals look like fundamentalists.

Back to the game!

[PodRacer 1,077]

##unvote

##vote Ebon

[EbonHawk 1,243]

6 minutes ago, PodRacer said:

##unvote

##vote Ebon

Any reasons? Or just usual pod "i'm in a game with ebon, lets kill him day or night first" this is the exact reason why i'm policy voting you right now.. 

[EbonHawk 1,243]

So far you've voted Cninja, LTD, and now me? Why so eager pod, and why so jumpy?