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Howdy and or Hail!

Here I submit for your enjoyment a Litany Generator

http://www.wurkhaus.com/Machine-Litany.html

I coded this page using the content I found here - so big ups to the forum content providers / fans!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/MachineWorship

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Morbid

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Just noticed a typo (unless its a pun I don't get) on your Litany Generator:

"Without  the  Pmnisiah,  there  is  nothing,…  And  we  would  have  no  purpose."

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On 05.05.2017 at 11:01 PM, eltom13 said:

...(unless its a pun I don't get)...:

"Without  the  Pmnisiah,  there  is  nothing,…  And  we  would  have  no  purpose."

You have to hail Emprah even if you have a cold!
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By the way, I thought all of the Litany were puns, because I see a lot of "a" typos:

Theа Machineа Godа watchesа overа you.
Deusа inа Machina.
Strikeа theа firstа runeа uponа theа deviceа casingа employingа theа chosenа wrench. a
Thatа Thouа wouldstа pardonа us, oh mighty Machine.
Thusа doа weа makeа wholeа thatа whichа wasа sundered. а

Etc. However I thought it's some Orkish tongue and it looks funny.

Edited by vichn

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I can't find the typos mate!?

Granted there is alot of Latinze Orc in there LOL

Here's the code...

words[1] = "If  the  sacred  tone  of  approval  is  given  after  the  panel  lights  under  your  left  hand,  bless  the  key  once  with  your  lips,  and  insert  into  the  sacred  slot  lit  by  holy  lumen  glow.   So proclaimeth St. Geordi!"
words[2] = "A  libation  should  be  offered."
words[3] = "Abjure the Silica Animus"
words[4] = "Abjure the Unliving"
words[5] = "Bow once"
words[6] = "Bow thrice"
words[7] = "Cast forth thy Censer, such that the sacred smoke pleases the Machine Spirit."
words[8] = "Castigate thou unbeliever"
words[9] = "Expell thy noxious fumes"
words[10] = "Genuflect while contemplating the beauty of the Logis Key"
words[11] = "If  the  mounting  be  cold  then  pronounce litany  of  the  fourth  rune  as  it  is  more  appropriate."
words[12] = "If  the  mounting  be  hot  say  the  litany  of  the  third  rune"
words[13] = "If  the  second  rune  is  not  good,  a  third  rune  may  be  struck  in  a  manner  like  unto  the  first.  This  is  done  according  to  the  true  ritual."
words[14] = "if  this  sequence  is  properly  observed  the  device  may  be  brought  to  full  activation  by  depressing  the  large  panel  marked  ‘ON’."
words[15] = "Lay Blood at the Machine God's Feet"
words[16] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Eighth Universal Law"
words[17] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fifteenth Universal Law"
words[18] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fifth Universal Law"
words[19] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the First Universal Law"
words[20] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fourth Universal Law"
words[21] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fourth Universal Law"
words[22] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Second Universal Law"
words[23] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Third Universal Law"
words[24] = "loudly proclaim thy access cryptum"
words[25] = "Loudly Renounce the Empyric Device"
words[26] = "On  bended  knee  before  the  Machine  Spirit  Altar,  command  attention  of  the  Machine  Spirit  by  placing  thy right  hand  over  one  of  thou hearts  with  the  fingers  closed  and  the  thumb  extended,  then  place thy  left  hand  on  the  green  Altar  panel  and  intone  the  sacred  words;"
words[27] = "on bended knee before the Omnisiah"
words[28] = "Perform the prescribed  hand  movement with the opposing hand"
words[29] = "Perform the prescribed  hand  movement."
words[30] = "place thy first digit of thy aft mechadendrite upon thine cerebrum casing"
words[31] = "Pour Forth a Libation to the Omnisiah"
words[32] = "Proclaim a benefaction in Techno-cant"
words[33] = "Proclaim a maledection in Techno-cant"
words[34] = "pronounce the access code"
words[35] = "Pronounce the true name one of the 1024 unpronounceable tech-demons to cast it out of the machine."
words[36] = "Raise thy hand"
words[37] = "Renounce at least one tech-heresy"
words[38] = "Renounce at least two tech-heresies"
words[39] = "Repeat."
words[40] = "Scribe a Rune of Protection upon the machine"
words[41] = "Speak Loudly the Littany Against Fear"
words[42] = "Speak Loudly the Littany of Access"
words[43] = "Spin widdershins thrice"
words[44] = "Stamp thy foot"
words[45] = "Strengthen thy resolve, thrusting thou mechadendrite into the air above thy cerebellum"
words[46] = "Strike  the  first  rune  upon  the  device  casing  employing  the  chosen  wrench.  Its  tip  should  be  anointed  with  the  oil  of  engineering  using  the  proper  incantation  when  the  auspices  are  correct."
words[47] = "Strike  the  Rune  of  Activation."
words[48] = "Strike  the  second  rune  upon  the  device  casing  employing  the  chosen  screw-driver.  Its  tip  should  be  anointed  with  the  oil  of  engineering  using  the  proper  incantation  when  the  auspices  are  correct."
words[49] = "Strike  the  second  rune  upon  the  casing  employing  the  arc-tip  of  the  power  driver."
words[50] = "Strike the appropriate rune"
words[51] = "Strike the rune of deactivation"
words[52] = "The  second  incantation  should  not  be  uttered  until  all  the  fumes  have  come  forth"
words[53] = "touch thineself inappropiately with thine mechadendrite"
words[54] = "Turn away from the failures of the Flesh"
words[55] = "When  uttering  the  incantation,  mark  well  that  the  rod  is  upon  and  not  within  the  intake."
words[56] = "When  uttering  the  incantation,  mark  well  that  the  rod  is  upon  and  not  within  the  intake."
words[57] = "With  push  of  Button  fire  the  Engine"
words[58] = "Offer a libation to the machine spirit."
words[59] = "A  libation  should  be  offered.  "
words[60] = "A Capite Ad Calcem;"
words[61] = "Ab Aeterno;"
words[62] = "Absit Iniuria Verbis;"
words[63] = "Abundans Cautela Non Nocet,"
words[64] = "Acta Omni numquam mortalia fallunt;"
words[65] = "Aktiva  Cons  Sequentia!"
words[66] = "Aktiva  Cons  Sequentia.  "
words[67] = "And  spark  Turbine  into  life…"
words[68] = "And thus the  will  of  the Omnisiah is  done!"
words[69] = "Anima  Mechanica,  exsuscitare!"
words[70] = "Anima  Mechanica,  exsuscitare,"
words[71] = "As  the  blood  of  the  slain  is  laid  upon  you  so  may  you  lay  the  enemy’s  blood  at  the  feet  of  the  Emperor."
words[72] = "As  the  rune  of  protection  is  inscribed  upon  you  so  may  the  litanies  of  protection  ward  your  soul."
words[73] = "As the Eight Univeral Law Proclaims:   The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.  "
words[74] = "As the Fifteenth Universal Law Proclaims:   Flesh is fallible, but Ritual Honours the Machine Spirit.  "
words[75] = "As the Fifth Universal Law Proclaims:   Sentience is the basest form of Intellect.  "
words[76] = "As the Fourth Universal Law Proclaims:   Intellect is the Understanding of Knowledge.  "
words[77] = "As the Seventh Universal Law Proclaims:   Comprehension is the Key to All things.  "
words[78] = "As the Sixteenth Universal Law Proclaims:   To Break with Ritual is to Break with Faith.  "
words[79] = "As the Sixth Universal Law Proclaims:   Understanding is the True Path to Comprehension.  "
words[80] = "Blessed  is  the  mind  too  small  for  doubt."
words[81] = "Blessed  machine,  a  thousand  pardons  for  my  unworthy  hands.  "
words[82] = "Blessed  machine,  a  thousand  pardons  for  my  unworthy  hands.  "
words[83] = "Blessed  machine,  I  abjure  thee  to  grant  your  unworthy  servant  entry  to  your  holy  sanctum,  to  your  beating  heart.  "
words[84] = "Blessed  machine,  I  abjure  thee  to  grant  your  unworthy  servant  entry  to  your  holy  sanctum,  to  your  beating  heart.  "
words[85] = "Chastise the tech-demon! Begone!"
words[86] = "Deus  in  Machina."
words[87] = "Deus  in  Machina."
words[88] = "Deus  Mechanicus  be  praised!"
words[89] = "Deus  Mechanicus  be  praised!"
words[90] = "Deus  Mechanicus.  "
words[91] = "Deus  Mechanicus.  "
words[92] = "Deus  Mechanicus.  Anima  Mechanica,  exsuscitare.  "
words[93] = "Dimidium Facti Qui Coepit Habet"
words[94] = "Discarnate entities from unorthodox inventors."
words[95] = "Divide et Impera"
words[96] = "Durate et Vosmet Rebus Servate Secundus"
words[97] = "Ensure that the cable of empowerment has been inserted into the appropriate socket."
words[98] = "Ensure that the miniscule verdis lamp is illuminated."
words[99] = "Et dominabitur a mari usque ad mare, et a flumine usque ad terminos terrae."
words[100] = "Extra Omnissiah nulla salus!"
words[101] = "For  the  Omnissiah!"
words[102] = "For  then  the  wrath  of  the  engine  will  be  aroused…"
words[103] = "For  then  the  wrath  of  the  engine  will  be  diminished…"
words[104] = "From  the  lies  of  the  Antipath,  circuit  direct  us."
words[105] = "From  the  lies  of  the  Antipath,  circuit  preserve  us!"
words[106] = "From  the  rage  of  the  Beast,  iron  protect  us!"
words[107] = "From  the  rage  of  the  Beast,  iron  protect  us."
words[108] = "From  the  ravages  of  the  Destroyer,  anima  shield  us!"
words[109] = "From  the  ravages  of  the  Destroyer,  anima  shield  us."
words[110] = "From  the  rotting  cage  of  biomatter."
words[111] = "From  the  temptations  of  the  Flashlord,  silica  cleanse  us!"
words[112] = "From  the  temptations  of  the  Fleshlord,  silica  cleanse  us."
words[113] = "From  the  weakness  of  the  flesh,  Omnissiah  save  us."
words[114] = "From  the  weakness  of  the  mind,  Omnissiah  save  us!"
words[115] = "From  the  rust of  the  metal,  Omnissiah  save  us!"
words[116] = "He  watches  over  us  now  as  Battle  joins,  and  in  his  Shadow  we  shall  advance  upon  our  Enemies  and  defeat  them."
words[117] = "His  mighty  Fists,  massive  like  two  Towers  of  Destruction,  laden  with  the  Doom  of  Mankind's  bitter  Foes…"
words[118] = "His  mighty  Fists,  massive  like  two  Towers  of  Destruction,  laden  with  the  Doom  of  Mankind's  bitter  Foes.  "
words[119] = "Holy Lumen Glow."
words[120] = "Holy Lumen Illuminate our Souls."
words[121] = "How  like  a  God  He  is,  that  ancient  Machine,  primal  of  all  His  Kind,  the  Imperator!  "
words[122] = "How  like  a  God  He  is,  that  ancient  Machine,  primal  of  all  His  Kind,  the  Imperator!  "
words[123] = "If  the  mounting  be  cold  the  litany  of  the  fourth  rune  is  more  appropriate!"
words[124] = "If  the  mounting  be  hot  say  the  litany  of  the  third  rune"
words[125] = "If  the  second  rune  is  not  good,  a  third  rune  may  be  struck  in  a  manner  like  unto  the  first.  This  is  done  according  to  the  true  ritual."
words[126] = "If  this  sequence  is  properly  observed  the  device  may  be  brought  to  full  activation  by  depressing  the  large  panel  marked  ‘ON’."
words[127] = "Ignis  optika  carta  mond!  "
words[128] = "Ignis  optika  carta  mond.  "
words[129] = "Initiating  activation  sequence,  aktiva  cons  sequentia."
words[130] = "Aktiva  cons  sequentia; Initiating  activation  sequence."
words[131] = "Inter machinas, colamus machinatione!"
words[132] = "Know not the horrors of the Abominable Intellect."
words[133] = "Lay  blood  at  the  Emperor's  feet."
words[134] = "Lay  blood  at  the  Emperor's  feet."
words[135] = "Librius  machina  auroris  dei.  "
words[136] = "Machine  God  set  us  free."
words[137] = "Machine  Spirit,  accept  my  gift,  Swallow  the  light,  and  spit  out  death."
words[138] = "Machine  Spirit,  forgive  my  actions,  Soon  you  shall  be  whole  again."
words[139] = "May  your  soul  be  guarded  from  impurity  as  the  warriors  within  you  guide  your  weapons,  may  you  in  your  turn,  guide  their  lives."
words[140] = "May  your  weapon  be  guarded  against  malfunction,  as  your  soul  is  guarded  from  impurity.  "
words[141] = "May  your  weapon  be  guarded  against  malfunction,  as  your  soul  is  guarded  from  impurity.  "
words[142] = "May all children of the Machine Spirit perform the prescribed  hand  movements!"
words[143] = "May your soul be gaurded from impurity!"
words[144] = "Mechanicus protect us from  this  rotting  cage  of  biomatter!"
words[145] = "Mechanism,  I  restore  thy  spirit.  Let  the  god-machine  breathe  life  unto  thy  veins  and  render  thee  functional.  Deus  Mechanicus  be  praised!"
words[146] = "Non tamen ignis calore succensus est."
words[147] = "Oderint Dum Metuat."
words[148] = "OMMMM!"
words[149] = "Omnissiah  bless  these  circuits,  let  not  the  Ruinous  powers  of  unfaithful  machine  spirit  sully  even  the  lowliest  moly-circ."
words[150] = "Omnissiah  bless  these  vats,  let  not  the  Ruinous  powers  or  unfaithful  machine  spirit  sully  even  the  lowliest  allele."
words[151] = "Omnissiah!"
words[152] = "Only  the  smallest  mind  strives  to  exceed its  limits."
words[153] = "Only  the  smallest  mind  strives  to  comprehend  its  limits."
words[154] = "Perform the prescribed  hand  movement!"
words[155] = "Piston  and  Pump…"
words[156] = "Pump and Piston…"
words[157] = "Ponite sanguinem ad imperatoris pedes."
words[158] = "Praise  to  the  Machine  God!"
words[159] = "Praise  to  the  Machine  God."
words[160] = "Pull  the  Lever  forward  to  expel  the sacred smoke."
words[161] = "Pull  the  Lever  forward  to  engage  the Machine Spirit."
words[162] = "Quam similis Deus ipse est, id antiqua Apparatus et de prima factus omnis eius generis, Imperator!"
words[163] = "Remove  your  hands  from  the  runes,  then  take  the  key  from  the  slot  once  it’s  lumen  glow  diminished."
words[164] = "Repeat."
words[165] = "Sed non est laborum fluctuantibus."
words[166] = "Sing  Praise  to  the  God  of  All  Machines"
words[167] = "Sing  Praise  to  the  God  of  All  Machines"
words[168] = "Stand  true  against  the  trials  of  war.  "
words[169] = "Stand  true  against  the  trials  of  war.  "
words[170] = "Stand true against the Trials of war!"
words[171] = "Stipes  apud  pares  aequalis  Fusce.  "
words[172] = "Strike  the  first  rune  upon  the  device  casing  employing  the  chosen  wrench.  "
words[173] = "Strike  the  first  rune  upon  the  device  casing  employing  the  chosen  wrench.  "
words[174] = "Strike  the  Rune  of  Activation."
words[175] = "Strike  the  Rune  of  Activation again!"
words[176] = "Strike  the  Rune  of  Vigour."
words[177] = "Strike  the  second  rune  upon  the  casing  employing  the  arc-tip  of  the  power  driver."
words[178] = "Strike the rune of activation thrice."
words[179] = "Strike the rune of activation twice."
words[180] = "Strike the rune of activation."
words[181] = "Tesserae  aequalis  Lee-mah  Eck-oh  Tan-go  autem  turpis  Mike  Nin-er  Wun  Nov-em-bah.  Centrum.  Deus  Mechanicus  be  praised."
words[182] = "That  Thou  wouldst  bring  us  to  true  comprehension."
words[183] = "That  Thou  wouldst  call  back  to  the  unity  of  the  Omnisiah  all  who  have  strayed  from  its  fold,  and  to  guide  all  unbelievers  into  the  light  of  the  Machine  Spirits."
words[184] = "That  Thou  wouldst  pardon  us, oh mighty Machine."
words[185] = "That  Thou  wouldst  spare  us."
words[186] = "That  Thou  wouldst  vouchsafe  graciously  to  hear  us."
words[187] = "That  Thou  wouldst  vouchsafe  to  govern  and  preserve  thy  Holy  Machine."
words[188] = "That  Thou  wouldst  vouchsafe  to  humble  the  enemies  of  the  Omnisiah."
words[189] = "The  Machine  God  watches  over  us all."
words[190] = "The  Machine  God  watches  over  you."
words[191] = "The  Machine  God  watches  over  you.  Unleash  the  weapons  of  war.  Unleash  the  Deathdealer."
words[192] = "The  Machine  God  watches  over  you.  Unleash  the  weapons  of  war.  Unleash  the  Deathdealer."
words[193] = "The  Omnissiah  directs  our  footsteps  along  the  path  of  comprehesion!"
words[194] = "The  Omnissiah  directs  our  footsteps  along  the  path  of  knowledge."
words[195] = "The  second  incantation  should  not  be  uttered  until  all  the  fumes  have  come  forth!"
words[196] = "The  strength  of  metal  endures  longer  than  the  strength  of  men.  "
words[197] = "The  will  of  metal  endures  longer  than  the  flesh  of  men.  "
words[198] = "The  will  of  the  Omnisiah demands it!"
words[199] = "The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all."
words[200] = "Then  the  way  shall  be  clear  for  the  sacred  words  to  penetrate  unto  the  soul  of  the  engine."
words[201] = "Then shall the  way  be  clear  for  the  sacred  words  to  penetrate  unto  the  heart  of  the  engine!"
words[202] = "There  is  no  certainty  in  flesh  but  death."
words[203] = "There  is  no  Constancy  in  flesh, only  decay."
words[204] = "There  is  no  strength  in  flesh, only  weakness."
words[205] = "There  is  no  truth  in  flesh, only  betrayal."
words[206] = "Thus  do  we  invoke  the  Machine  God."
words[207] = "Thus  do  we  invoke  the  Machine  God."
words[208] = "Thus  do  we  make  whole  that  which  was  sundered.  "
words[209] = "Thus  do  we  make  whole  that  which  was  sundered.  "
words[210] = "Toll  the  Great  Bell  Once!"
words[211] = "Toll  the  Great  Bell  Once!"
words[212] = "Toll  the  Great  Bell  Thrice! Hear its holy peal!"
words[213] = "Toll  the  Great  Bell  Thrice!"
words[214] = "Toll  the  Great  Bell  Twice!"
words[215] = "Toll  the  Great  Bell  Twice! Let it ring!"
words[216] = "Transfer shall expire, Will shall remain."
words[217] = "Turbines Spin!"
words[218] = "Turn away from the failures of the Flesh!"
words[219] = "Turn away from the teachings of the False Fabricator."
words[220] = "Ubi concordia, ibi victoria"
words[221] = "Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur;"
words[222] = "While  the  enemies  of  the  Omnisiah  still  draw  breath,  there  can  be  no  peace."
words[223] = "With  push  of  Button  fire  the  Engine"
words[224] = "Without  the  Dark,  there  can  be  no  Light,  We  have  purpose."
words[225] = "Without  the  Death,  there  can  be  no  sacrifice,  We  have  purpose."
words[226] = "Without  the  Hope  there  can  be  no  Future,  We  have  purpose."
words[227] = "Without  the  Lie,  there  can  be  no  Truth,  We  have  purpose."
words[228] = "Without  the  Loyalty  there  can  be  no  one  progress,  We  have  purpose."
words[229] = "Without  the  Omnissiah,  there  is  nothing,…  And  we  would  have  no  purpose."
words[230] = "Without  the  War,  there  can  be  no  Victory,  We  have  purpose."
words[231] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Theta--Omicron--Eye o Wah--Fawks Trawt--See air ah-"
words[232] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Theta--Rho--Eye o Wah--Gulf--See air ah-"
words[233] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Iota--Pi--Indigo--Ferrum--Regulus-"
words[234] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Lamda--Rho--Eye o Wah--Gulf--Sirrus-"
words[235] = "In ancient times, men built wonders, laid claim to the stars and sought to better themselves for the good of all. But we are much wiser now."
words[236] = "Let the holy smoke from your Censer cleanse and cast out the foul stench of tech-demons in the device."
words[237] = "Life is directed motion."
words[238] = "The spirit is the spark of life."
words[239] = "Sentience is the ability to learn the value of knowledge."
words[240] = "Intellect is the understanding of knowledge."
words[241] = "Sentience is the basest form of Intellect."
words[242] = "Understanding is the True Path to Comprehension."
words[243] = "Comprehension is the key to all things."
words[244] = "The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all."
words[245] = "The alien mechanism is a perversion of the True Path."
words[246] = "The soul is the conscience of sentience."
words[247] = "A soul can be bestowed only by the Omnissiah."
words[248] = "The Soulless sentience (i.e. the Necrons) is the enemy of all life."
words[249] = "The knowledge of the ancients stands beyond question."
words[250] = "The Machine Spirit guards the knowledge of the Ancients."
words[251] = "Flesh is fallible, but ritual honours the Machine Spirit."
words[252] = "To break with ritual is to break with faith."

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