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X-Wing Haiku Thread

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Posted (edited)

Figure we can make a fun thread using Haiku's only. Write your Xwing related frustrations, battles, etc in haiku form.

 

Focus, Evade, Lock

My Lovely Lovely Actions

Too Bad I Am Stressed

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One Hull Left To Go

I Said Artoo Costs Too Much

I Go Home Early

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Hit Hit Crit, Booyah!

Autothrusters, Evade, Palp :(

Why Even Roll Dice?

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My list is so strong

I can only lose to bombs

First match is bombers

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Four and One Record

One More Win And I Get Dice

Paratannni? F***!

Edited by wurms

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My last weekend, true story.

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Escalation plan
5 mindlink ships on my side
Smashed by Asajj last game

 

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Posted (edited)

Y-ウイング
ひかり てらす
光を照らす
ばくはつ
爆発だ!

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Romaji:

wai-uingu
hikari wo terasu
bakuhatsu da!

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Translation:

A Y-wing bomber
Radiating with bright light
It's an explosion!

Edited by Budgernaut

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11 minutes ago, Arschbombe said:

Academy Pilot

Disrespected too often

Killed Fel in Madrid

Wonder how well that academy kid did on their tests

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4 hours ago, wurms said:

Focus, Evade, Lock

My Lovely Lovely Actions

Too Bad I Am Stressed

Yay, you are stressed.

Manaroo has the Attanni.

Focus, Focus, Lock

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To you, the reader;
Why are you reading haiku?
You have to life.

I sit there shaking
Aces dancing through my swarm
One, two, three, gg

X-wings so noble
Falling, burning, from the sky
They're beautiful...
 

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4 hours ago, Astech said:

 

X-wings so noble
Falling, burning, from the sky
They're beautiful...

There are no better

Haiku to describe feelings

of X wing glory

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TIE Fighters deploy

Screaming to the enemy

Deadly formation

 

The Space Albatross

Drops a 6 dice cluster mine

As it SLAMs by me

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