Schu81 711 Posted October 22, 2016 Holy Gunboat! What the hell? Seriously, Fantasy Fun Games.... The Jumpmaster needs some love! You guys seem to forget about the most iconic Star Wars ships all the time. When I think about Star Wars, there are 3 things that automatically come to my mind: - Jar Jar Bings - Ewoks - The epic Jumpmaster Space Utility Vehicle 5000 Grandmaster Edition Seriously! I know a lot of people who would love to give this baby a little more competetive play, but no one actually can, because you seem to be pushing these arkward and uninteresting things like T-65 Axe Wings all the time. What are these things anyway? Screw them! Well, I know how we could help in this case! The Jumpmaster needs a new title. Title: You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]" When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead. -2 Points Maybe even then only the very very best and most epic players ever in the XWing community would bring one, two or no.... maybe even THREE of these babies to tournaments. Holy moly! That would be some REAL Jedis. Hell of a pilots! Alright. That's about it. And where is the ******* Gunboat anyways? 3 Helias de Nappo, Ailowynn and haslo reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
costi 1,102 Posted October 22, 2016 Bad troll is bad. 10 Holmelund, knavelead, Stoneface and 7 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schu81 711 Posted October 22, 2016 Bad troll is bad. Do you actually think, that this should be the name for this title? I mean... don't you think it should be a little more epic and awesome, just like Jumpmasters? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Velvetelvis 3,730 Posted October 22, 2016 It might work....maybe if you can somehow squeeze three of them into a list and spam them. 1 Schu81 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schu81 711 Posted October 22, 2016 It might work....maybe if you can somehow squeeze three of them into a list and spam them. Only the Force can help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sciencius 941 Posted October 22, 2016 Nah, missiles and torpedoes are useless anyway, only with a new scum droid..say like a 1-2pt droid that lets you reroll dice if you fire ordnance. 2 Helias de Nappo and Schu81 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmelund 778 Posted October 22, 2016 People like you should bite the curb American history X Style Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schu81 711 Posted October 22, 2016 People like you should bite the curb American history X Style You mean... people like us should like the Jumpmaster title being "Bite the Curb American history X style" ? Seriously dude! That's a great idea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Penguin UK 1,236 Posted October 22, 2016 The posecution would like to make the case that the accused has no life. Our evidence: Exibit A: this thread. The prosecution rests. 4 Stoneface, knavelead, Warlon and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpfish 66 Posted October 22, 2016 Power creep was more inventive a title card than this. 1 Schu81 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingAnchors 4,285 Posted October 22, 2016 The posecution would like to make the case that the accused has no life. Our evidence: Exibit A: this thread. The prosecution rests. The defense would like to point out... that computers could not come up with a more worse solution for the jumpmaster, so the accused must be a living entity. However, the defense makes no attempt to defend the thread as being "good" or "beneficial" in any way, and agrees with the prosecution that this thread should be used as evidence against the accused. The defense rests. 3 Stoneface, The Penguin UK and Schu81 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knavelead 446 Posted October 22, 2016 The posecution would like to make the case that the accused has no life. Our evidence: Exibit A: this thread. The prosecution rests. If the prosecution needs a jury I volunteer for membership. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Penguin UK 1,236 Posted October 22, 2016 The prosecution welcomes a jury. We also accept the argument of the defence, and would like to alter our statement. Exibit A, rather than showing the accused has no life, instead shows the accused to be bereft of anything worthwhile to use that life for. We are pleased that the defence accepts this as a useless thread. No further questions. 1 FlyingAnchors reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FTS Gecko 22,656 Posted October 22, 2016 People like you should bite the curb American history X Style 1 FlyingAnchors reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haslo 950 Posted October 22, 2016 You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]" When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead. -2 Points How would that help the poor JumpMasters? Ordnance sucks after all. Just google it and you'll find hundreds of threads on these forums here and elsewhere that say so. 1 Schu81 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schu81 711 Posted October 22, 2016 You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]" When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead. -2 Points How would that help the poor JumpMasters? Ordnance sucks after all. Just google it and you'll find hundreds of threads on these forums here and elsewhere that say so. You are perfectly right, but... we need to start SOMEWHERE. The Jumpmasters are too epic to be forgotten in the Star Wars universe. Just think about all the fun Han Solo had in there. And Luke. And Darth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Inquisitor 346 Posted October 22, 2016 (edited) Well, I know how we could help in this case! The Jumpmaster needs a new title. Title: You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]" When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead. -2 Points Edited October 22, 2016 by The Inquisitor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dengar5 764 Posted October 23, 2016 wut if the jumpmaster grand master edition expansion came with a title that let them take 3 plasma torps & shoot them out of arc?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
