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Holy Gunboat! What the hell? Seriously, Fantasy Fun Games....

 

The Jumpmaster needs some love! You guys seem to forget about the most iconic Star Wars ships all the time.

When I think about Star Wars, there are 3 things that automatically come to my mind:

 

- Jar Jar Bings

- Ewoks

- The epic Jumpmaster Space Utility Vehicle 5000 Grandmaster Edition

 

Seriously! I know a lot of people who would love to give this baby a little more competetive play, but no one actually can, because you seem to be pushing these arkward and uninteresting things like T-65 Axe Wings all the time. What are these things anyway? Screw them!

 

Well, I know how we could help in this case! The Jumpmaster needs a new title.

 

Title:

 

You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]"

 

When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead.

 

-2 Points

 

 

Maybe even then only the very very best and most epic players ever in the XWing community would bring one, two or no.... maybe even THREE of these babies to tournaments.

 

Holy moly! That would be some REAL Jedis. Hell of a pilots!

 

Alright. That's about it.

 

And where is the ******* Gunboat anyways?

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Bad troll is bad.

 

Do you actually think, that this should be the name for this title?

 

I mean... don't you think it should be a little more epic and awesome, just like Jumpmasters?

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People like you should bite the curb American history X Style

 

You mean... people like us should like the Jumpmaster title being "Bite the Curb American history X style" ?

 

Seriously dude! That's a great idea!

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The posecution would like to make the case that the accused has no life.

Our evidence:

Exibit A: this thread.

The prosecution rests.

The defense would like to point out... that computers could not come up with a more worse solution for the jumpmaster, so the accused must be a living entity.

 

However, the defense makes no attempt to defend the thread as being "good" or "beneficial" in any way, and agrees with the prosecution that this thread should be used as evidence against the accused.

 

The defense rests.

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The prosecution welcomes a jury.

We also accept the argument of the defence, and would like to alter our statement.

Exibit A, rather than showing the accused has no life, instead shows the accused to be bereft of anything worthwhile to use that life for.

We are pleased that the defence accepts this as a useless thread.

No further questions.

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You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]"

 

When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead.

 

-2 Points

 

How would that help the poor JumpMasters? Ordnance sucks after all. Just google it and you'll find hundreds of threads on these forums here and elsewhere that say so.

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You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]"

 

When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead.

 

-2 Points

 

How would that help the poor JumpMasters? Ordnance sucks after all. Just google it and you'll find hundreds of threads on these forums here and elsewhere that say so.

 

 

You are perfectly right, but... we need to start SOMEWHERE.

 

The Jumpmasters are too epic to be forgotten in the Star Wars universe. Just think about all the fun Han Solo had in there. And Luke. And Darth.

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Well, I know how we could help in this case! The Jumpmaster needs a new title.

 

Title:

 

You may treat the "Attack [Target Lock]" header as "Attack [Focus]"

 

When the attack instructs you to spend a target lock, you may spend a focus token instead.

 

-2 Points

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Edited by The Inquisitor

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