I'm going to resign from job at the post office today

[ParaGoomba Slayer 3,180]

So, how are you doing now?

I've been barely looking for jobs.

 

Taking it easy.

 

Feeling better though? Less stressed out? Not so many bite wounds?

Yeah, feels good not having to work at the Post Office.

I'm a bit lonely though. I watched the movie Rushmore the other day. I remember when I loved a beautiful woman. "Aww Nick, you're the greatest guy ever, but I don't see you that way."

I don't understand how you can not want to date someone because they're your best friend.

There is no such thing as a childfree woman btw. Either they want human children one day, or they have cats as children. Did you know that cats can fall off of skyscrapers and live because they reach a non-fatal terminal velocity? Absolutely disgusting.

[Dagonet 7,246]

Get yourself some Pokemon Go and get out there! You're used to walking anyway aren't you? 

Being out and about is less lonely than cooped up in the house. 

 

It's also a sign that you're ready for a new job!

[ParaGoomba Slayer 3,180]

Get yourself some Pokemon Go and get out there! You're used to walking anyway aren't you? 

Being out and about is less lonely than cooped up in the house. 

 

It's also a sign that you're ready for a new job!

Windows phone. :/

[Bojanglez 2,158]

 

Get yourself some Pokemon Go and get out there! You're used to walking anyway aren't you? 

Being out and about is less lonely than cooped up in the house. 

 

It's also a sign that you're ready for a new job!

Windows phone. :/

 

 

Oh, Alf.

Edited September 4, 2016 by Bojanglez

[Biophysical 15,761]

Now I know of two whole people with Windows phones.

[Bojanglez 2,158]

Now I know of two whole people with Windows phones.

with all those pockmarks on his soul I don't believe PGS counts as a "whole person" but it's close

[Darth Meanie 15,565]

 

There is no such thing as a childfree woman btw. Either they want human children one day, or they have cats as children. Did you know that cats can fall off of skyscrapers and live because they reach a non-fatal terminal velocity? Absolutely disgusting.

 

Eh, my experience is that women want dogs*, cuz they need "unconditional love."  When I was online dating, my First Rule was that if they posted a photo that included their dog, it was an immediate deal breaker.  Not gonna be second to a mutt.

 

And as far as high rise syndrome goes, the likelihood of injury for a cat increases until a 7-story fall; at that point they reach terminal velocity and you can then go as high as you want.

 

*Although, maybe it's cats-as-children and dogs-as-husbands.

Edited September 9, 2016 by Darth Meanie