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X-Wing "10 Commandments"

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6. Why are you switching factions, “traitors”? (…unless it’s fun?!)

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I can't tell from the context whether you approve of switching factions or not...

 

Answer: By playing as your non-main faction, you'll get a much better grasp of those ships strengths and weaknesses.

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1. Fly Casual

2. Don't be a d i c k

3. Fly what you want, not just what you've been told what's good

4. No cheating

5. Mark your rocks

6. Don't be a sore loser, or a sore winner

7. Fortress builds are the devil

8. All ships have potential, even the Scyk

9. Buy what you want. FFG will do fine if you don't buy 3 toilet seats like the other kids

10. GUNBOAT!!!! Never give up, never surrender! One day, one day.

Ok, I think I ran out of 'real' commandments about halfway through and the rest were filler, but you get the idea.

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1. Fly Casual

2. Don't be a d i c k

3. Fly what you want, not just what you've been told what's good

4. No cheating

5. Mark your rocks

6. Don't be a sore loser, or a sore winner

7. Fortress builds are the devil

8. All ships have potential, even the Scyk

9. Buy what you want. FFG will do fine if you don't buy 3 toilet seats like the other kids

10. GUNBOAT!!!! Never give up, never surrender! One day, one day.

Ok, I think I ran out of 'real' commandments about halfway through and the rest were filler, but you get the idea.

Fly casual is dead brah now we just say git gud.

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1. Fly Casual

2. Don't be a d i c k

3. Fly what you want, not just what you've been told what's good

4. No cheating

5. Mark your rocks

6. Don't be a sore loser, or a sore winner

7. Fortress builds are the devil

8. All ships have potential, even the Scyk

9. Buy what you want. FFG will do fine if you don't buy 3 toilet seats like the other kids

10. GUNBOAT!!!! Never give up, never surrender! One day, one day.

Ok, I think I ran out of 'real' commandments about halfway through and the rest were filler, but you get the idea.

Fly casual is dead brah now we just say git gud.

No we say Fly Casual, Crush Your Enemies, and Always Keep the Toilet Seat Down! C'mon guys this is supposed to be the new moniker! It's what we came up with after 6 threads of gender debates! Don't let those who died in those threads' sacrifices be forgotten or we may have to have another one!

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1. Thou shalt play with intent to win

2. Thou shalt play with respect and grace towards your opponent

3. Thou shalt care for one others miniatures as much as your own

4. Thou shalt not cheat

5. Thou shalt play with well maintained miniatures

6. Thou shalt spread the joy of playing X-Wing unto others

7. Thou shalt be gracious in victory and in defeat

8. Thou shalt be grateful to be able to play X-Wing, free of actual war, famine, or other disaster at your home

9. Thou shalt not force aggressively onto others your view of how Star Wars and X-Wing should be.

10. Thou shalt carry the Force with you, always...

Edited by Cununculus

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I don't think the word 'commandment' means what you think it means.

This post totally made me think of the Princess Bride movie!!!!

Inconceivable!  :P

Edited by Red 7

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