killakan 136 Posted December 17, 2015 61. Screw Marine training, Troopers must pass SEAL training as well as astronaut training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felswrath 678 Posted October 15, 2016 41. My stormtroopers will disregard rules 39 and 40. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felswrath 678 Posted October 15, 2016 42. My stormtroopers will somehow use a sniper rifle (DLT-19) as a automatic machine-gun; don't ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkstrike 5,410 Posted October 15, 2016 (edited) 62. My stormtrooopers will know which droids they're looking for. Edited October 16, 2016 by Hawkstrike 1 OneKelvin reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneKelvin 1,724 Posted October 15, 2016 Oi! We left off at 61# ya goofy gits! Get yer numbers right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felswrath 678 Posted October 15, 2016 Sorry! I saw a link to an old edition of this thread! 1 OneKelvin reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyten44 225 Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) 65(?) my stormtroopers will be required to yell "suppressing fire!" with their eyes closed while randomly emptying their rifles. Edited October 16, 2016 by kyten44 1 Lord Vryce reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incinerator950 387 Posted October 16, 2016 I don't pay attention to Rebels discussions, but in relevance to this, I'd be more salty than my last two NCOs. Of course I wouldn't be that jackass who denies leave requests. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneKelvin 1,724 Posted October 16, 2016 67. In addition to and in conjunction with (55.) Stormtrooper helmets will have the two useless eye-pieces replaced with a tactical HUD, smart-linked to their weapon's fire control systems. (This should be adequate enough change to totally remove the inaccuracy drawback that has plagued the troopers in the past. After the Rebels learn that our weapons can hit them, we might be able to start using suppressive fire tactics again; as until recently our accuracy has been such that the Rebels don't even have the fear to be suppressed by it.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cununculus 661 Posted October 16, 2016 .68 Each squad gets a direct link to a standby TIE Bomber squadron to bomb any opposition into oblivion, after they have withdrawn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T70 Driver 1,344 Posted October 16, 2016 68: Modifying #57, my Stormtroopers will wear the heavily updated, servo-motored, blast-resistant armor styled like this.... 1 Robin Graves reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Tam 156 Posted October 24, 2016 23. My storm troopers wil have riot shields and lightsabers, as Ralph Mcquarrie intended them! Very nice image. I have always loved Ralph McQuarrie. It all started when I saw this image in a book as a kid. http://i.imgur.com/Vg1VQFX.jpg T-70 X-Wing, anyone? 2 SlaveofChrist and Robin Graves reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conandoodle 1,817 Posted October 25, 2016 69: dude! My stormtroopers will watch Bill and Ted .. But declare the evil robot us'es aren't the droids they're looking for. 2 Robin Graves and OneKelvin reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
