X-Wing ABC's

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R is for Rebel

 

With the fall of the Senate

and the Jedi Defeated,

To defeat the Empire,

The rebels were needed

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S is for Sullustian

Some people said that the fleet massing in Sullust was dumb.
But they forgot about their top gun pilot Nein Numb.
He cruises the game board eliminating Imperials and Scum,
then stands and screams "Thuk gidurg thorn gidum"

Translation: "Hey there chucklehead .. Come get some!"
 

Edited May 25, 2015 by Conandoodle

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T is for T-65

 

Made famous by Luke,

This multi-role scrapper,

With proton torpedoes,

proved a death-star zapper.

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U is for Uncle

Uncle Owen Aunt Beru

They raised Luke as their own

From before he turned two.

Thought sand was hot

But blasters proved hotter

No extra season

Now no one's a farmer.

(I know the rhyme is a bit tortured.)

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V is for Vacuum

 

Sound cannot traverse

the vacuum of space,

but for special effects

fans will give grace

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W is for (Star Wars) wikia

A resource we all use

for looking up ships

and their pilots, too.

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X is for Xanatos

 

Quigon's old Padawan,

who had turned to the dark,

making way for Kenobi

to come make his mark

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Y is for YT

 

A series of freighter

Fast and quite sturdy

One nearly killed Vader.

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Z is for Zorba

 

The father of Jabba,

A magnificent Hutt,

He ruled in cloud city

With plenty of glut.

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A is for ...

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A is for Assault Missiles

A versatile weapon
Ready to thrill
Catch a formation
And watch it kill.

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B is for Boba

 

A sad little lad

He likes to buy hats

But can't for his Dad

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C is for Cluster...

 

This word often preceeds....

A whole dose of missiles or

crappy dice rolls indeed!

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D is for Death Star

 

Could it be a small moon?

No, a huge battle station

that makes planets go boom!

Edited May 28, 2015 by TopHatGorilla

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E is for Echo

 

Who knows where she'll be

When she appears out of nowhere

dead you will be.

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F is for FFG

 

They're like a mercenary band

"It's just a mini's game." they said

How has it cost me a Grand?

 

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G is for Green Maneuver

 

When your ship becomes stressed

and your action's denied

you need green maneuvers,

to restore your good ride.

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H is for Horton

 

An Elephant, true,

But Horton Salm was a pilot

Who did not hear a Who.

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I is for Interdictor

A cruiser that all Rebels ran from in fear

With missile jamming, you can't use torps

And if it gets its grav-well projectors up, oh dear!

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J is for Jar-Jar

 

A soft-headed Gungan

To add comic relief,

Instead dumbed down story

While suspending belief 

 

True story. 

Edited May 29, 2015 by DanDoulogos

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K is for K-wing

 

This hulking craft comes with lots of bells and whistles

And like all craft flown by rebels

This sucker is packed with torps and missles

Edited May 29, 2015 by Tybalt027

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L is for Laser Level

 

Laser levels are great,

For checking an arc

through a tangle of ships

without leaving a mark

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M is for Medic

They will give you a hand

but watch out if pregnant

they save only the kids

talk about nonsesnce

when does a machine know "will to live"

If I had one I'd remove that feature

and replace with a

defibulator

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N is for Navigator

 

He comes with the shuttle

and allows you to pick

A new arrow on your dial

if what's there makes you sick

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O is for Omicron

Omicron isn't just in the Greek Alphabet.
It's not a Jedi, hero or hunter like Boba Fett.

In our game it is something much more subtle.
It's the name given to a 21 point Lambda class shuttle.