Deck With the Biggest Balls in the Room: Evil Kyoufu

[Bpet 0]

That's right, an evil deck.  It's coming back baby!

Characters X1

 X1 KYOUFU

 X0 other characters

Cause character blocks are for the ball-less

 

Actions: X4

 X4 Unnatural Grace

To go balls to the walls

 

Assets X4

X4 Sailors Rest

see above

 

Attacks X16

 X4 Shadow Flares

X4 Upper Claw

X4 Curse of the Ancient Mariner

X4 Lion Slayer

Because real men with real balls run 2 checks.  Lots of them.  Hell, I wish there was a 1 check attack to throw in here.  And I know what some of you are thinking "Couldn't you replace upper claw with Lawn Chair?" and to that I say sure, go ahead and get those out of your purse and swap'em in.

Foundations X36

 X4 Beyond Humanity

 X4 Chasing After the Power

 X4 Dread Pirate

 X4 Treacherous Offspring

 X4 Vengence

 X4 Maniacal Laughter

 X4 G-Corp Leader

 X4 Body Transformed

 X4 Intimidating Presence

Total X61

These all help hit your opponent with your massive jewels.  If your worried this will leave you open, remember, your opponent will be too stunned by what just happened to react properly.

 

So there you have it.  I thought this up in 10 mins and have not tested it at all.  But I challenge anyone who has the balls to try it out.

 

[MarcoPulleaux 0]

 I think you just became my personal hero.

Not gonna lie, this deck, it has certified balls (yes homo).

I notice you're missing Hungry for Battle. Any particular reason?

Also, Dark Geo Da Rey > Curse. I realize you're showing your balls by running 2 checks, but Dark Geo requires only 1 momentum to be that much more effective than Curse, AND it works stupid well with Kyoufu R.

[bloodocean 0]

Not sure if it matters to you but kyoufu is a women.

[Homme Chapeau 0]

Not sure it matters but  I'm pretty sure 100% of whomever the **** didn't go to Worlds do not know what you're talking about.

[Protoaddict 0]

I did go to worlds and i dont know this card.

[Bpet 0]

   *Kyoufu*

   [Evil, Fire, Void]

   6 handsize

   27 health

   R Commit: After your opponent plays a block, discard it from their card pool and cancel its effects, 

   Your opponent may attempt to block this card again with  another card.

 

   E Discard 1 card from your opponent's card pool: Your attack gets +2 damage. Only playable during your attack.

   Or, as I would put it, E: Nobody cares.

  

   I didn't go to worlds, this card is on that certain site under promos.  I was inspired to make this after I read Matt Kohls was running her off evil and throwing Lion Slayer T1.  I like to think this is close to exactly how he runs her.  I didn't notice Hungry for Battle, as I just skimmed past it on THD.  Yes, I do realize that there are better, safer attacks that can go into the deck.  I was just too busy flexing to put them in.  Yes, I know that Kyoufu is Female, that just adds nuance to all the gonads.

[Ender Dragon 0]

Just to throw in a movie quote "You have Balls... I like Balls."

As soon as I can get my hands on a Kyoufu, I will build this and let you know how it goes.

[Protoaddict 0]

Ender Dragon said:

Just to throw in a movie quote "You have Balls... I like Balls."

As soon as I can get my hands on a Kyoufu, I will build this and let you know how it goes.

 

Team America

[Wafflecopter2 0]

Bpet said:

   I didn't go to worlds, this card is on that certain site under promos.  I was inspired to make this after I read Matt Kohls was running her off evil and throwing Lion Slayer T1.

He is? Snap, super secret tech he didn't share with us Rochestarians. I did hit him with a Lion Slayer on turn 1 in our prerelease event this Monday tho >