The Professor 216 Posted April 8, 2015 This is getting a bit ridiculous...every forum, for every game...another ~700 posts. 1 sgtkneecaps reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julia 2,809 Posted April 8, 2015 Agreed. It makes the forum completely unusable by any member of our community and this has to stop. Additionally, there are accounts posting that are active since yesterday (check the name of the spammer and you see when he created the account). This means that the webmaster cleared the spam yesterday, but didn't ban the posters (facepalm). Not that this would have meant anything, they would simply have created a different account, but still. It's... sad. 1 The Professor reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgtkneecaps 48 Posted April 8, 2015 I know. I liked getting email subscription s, but yesterday morning my phone was buzzing non stop for a half hour trying to tell me about the 700 emails I got....sigh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borealian 81 Posted April 8, 2015 I'm not proud of saying this and I realise it won't make any of you feeling any better but: by the time I log on here, the admins have typically cleared the forums of spam. Guess I am in another dimen... timezone. 3 The Professor, Julia and sgtkneecaps reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julia 2,809 Posted April 8, 2015 Or you're secretly the head of the attack and you know when to pop up to say something casual... *suspect* 1 Borealian reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgtkneecaps 48 Posted April 8, 2015 Another dimension another dimension anotherdiemensionanotherdimension..... Intergalactic planatary... 1 Borealian reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robin Graves 6,054 Posted April 8, 2015 Want to buy real fake mythos tomes? We got : Necronomicon (Greek) Necronomicon (latin) Necronomicon (English, Dee Edition) Kitab -al-azif, (Signed by Abdul Al Hazred) Unausprechlichen Culten(German) Unspeakable cults Unprounouncable cults (mistranslation of the german text) Liber Ivonis (latin) Book of Eibon Book of Eihort Tome of Yig (Snakeskin cover) Revelations of Glaaki (incomplete: parts I, III, IV) Cultes des ghouls Vermis Mysteris (latin) Vermis Mysteris (Latin, Flemish anotations) Mysteries of the wurm (A guide to gardening) The king in yellow The king in yellow (screen play) The king in yellow (children's coloring book) Le roy en jaune. Tin Tin on Yuggoth (Belgian comic) 6 MadFuhrer, Julia, The Professor and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julia 2,809 Posted April 8, 2015 I'd be more interested in a fake real FAQ document so that I can justify some dirty tricks.. have any? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlhorner1974 98 Posted April 8, 2015 Want to buy real fake mythos tomes? We got : Necronomicon (Greek) Necronomicon (latin) Necronomicon (English, Dee Edition) Kitab -al-azif, (Signed by Abdul Al Hazred) Unausprechlichen Culten(German) Unspeakable cults Unprounouncable cults (mistranslation of the german text) Liber Ivonis (latin) Book of Eibon Book of Eihort Tome of Yig (Snakeskin cover) Revelations of Glaaki (incomplete: parts I, III, IV) Cultes des ghouls Vermis Mysteris (latin) Vermis Mysteris (Latin, Flemish anotations) Mysteries of the wurm (A guide to gardening) The king in yellow The king in yellow (screen play) The king in yellow (children's coloring book) Le roy en jaune. Tin Tin on Yuggoth (Belgian comic) How much? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee418 71 Posted April 9, 2015 Another day, another load of spam. Have FFG ticked off Kim Jong-um or what?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robin Graves 6,054 Posted April 9, 2015 Maybe FFG is working on a "The Interview" boardgame? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake yet again 76 Posted April 9, 2015 Dear spammers, No-one in this forum will ever click on the links that you keep posting. Please rethink your life choices and go and do something more productive with your existence instead. Yours, The Internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borealian 81 Posted April 10, 2015 Or you're secretly the head of the attack and you know when to pop up to say something casual... *suspect* Remind me not to play any resistance-type games with you. Ah, the pressure! I'll admit to everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlhorner1974 98 Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Or you're secretly the head of the attack and you know when to pop up to say something casual... *suspect* Remind me not to play any resistance-type games with you. Ah, the pressure! I'll admit to everything! What if Julia were behind the attack instead? Deflecting suspicion by accusing poor innocent Borealian is just the kind of misdirection that will allow her fake ID and passport business to continue operating under the radar... All the helpful advice and kind words and laughing at my jokes... It all makes sense now. I *knew* I wasn't that funny... Edited April 10, 2015 by jlhorner1974 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julia 2,809 Posted April 10, 2015 *putting away a brain-case* What? I'm totally innocent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlhorner1974 98 Posted April 10, 2015 *putting away a brain-case* What? I'm totally innocent. They'll never, ever convict you, will they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve-O 473 Posted April 10, 2015 And now for something completely different (pun very much intended): Electronic spamming is the use of electronic messaging systems to send unsolicited messages (spam), especially advertising, as well as sending messages repeatedly on the same site. It is named after Spam, a luncheon meat, by way of a Monty Python sketch in which Spam is included in every dish. The food is stereotypically disliked/unwanted, so the word came to be transferred by analogy. ...[The] Earliest documented spam (although the term had not yet been coined) was a message advertising the availability of a new model of Digital Equipment Corporation computers sent by Gary Thuerk to 393 recipients on ARPANET in 1978. Rather than send a separate message to each person, which was the standard practice at the time, he had an assistant, Carl Gartley, write a single mass email. Reaction from the net community was fiercely negative, but the spam did generate some sales. (Source: wikipedia, FWIW) 3 The Professor, Julia and Exarkfr reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borealian 81 Posted April 11, 2015 All right! I'm sending Jason, Steve-O and Jake on the next mission. Come one people! We need this one to be a success! *Eyes Julia suspiciously* You'll never get away with it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robin Graves 6,054 Posted April 11, 2015 ^ You're the traitor! 1 Borealian reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlhorner1974 98 Posted April 11, 2015 What mission? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlhorner1974 98 Posted April 12, 2015 That's it, I'm totally defecting and joining whatever side Julia is on. Julia is a survivor, and I bet she's picked the side that's going to win in the end. Julia, if you could PM me and tell me what side I'm on and what my orders are, that'd be great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borealian 81 Posted April 13, 2015 That's it, I'm totally defecting and joining whatever side Julia is on. Julia is a survivor, and I bet she's picked the side that's going to win in the end. Julia, if you could PM me and tell me what side I'm on and what my orders are, that'd be great. Well, I guess the mission was a failure then. And I think we all know who is to blame! Traitor! *Turns to Steve-O and Jake* I am almost positive Jason is one of the traitors! I... wait... *Realises Steve-O and Jake have been replaced by strawmen* I'm the only one not a traitor, aren't I? ... Which team was the traitors now again? They are the filthy blue ones, aren't they, always singing disgusting songs about making the world a better place and such? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlhorner1974 98 Posted April 13, 2015 Do you really want to know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgtkneecaps 48 Posted April 13, 2015 *Realises Steve-O and Jake have been replaced by strawmen* I'm the only one not a traitor, aren't I? 3 jlhorner1974, Borealian and Julia reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julia 2,809 Posted April 13, 2015 I like that cute green stuff hugging guys around! And I swear, it was a mere coincidence that I missed the whole w-end attack! Jason, I need a new fridge. Tomorrow I'll mail you about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites