2014 is probably the hottest year since humans became humans.

[TasteTheRainbow 8,726]

It is also pretty likely that it was the hottest year since a period five times longer than humans have been humans. That's not good.

[Krynn007 2,445]

Pretty sure my mini will float.

That is if I don't have my boat by then

[sc077y 186]

Got a boat, truck, and plenty o' shotguns.  Also have lots of beer. In a styrofoam cooler.

 

This redneck has got this.

[LordCole 573]

Builds boat in basement

[Katman 55]

I built a boat in a basement once. Got finished and was really confused as to how I was gonna get it up the stairs. Then I built a tree house for my kids. Boat issue fixed!

[Captain Awesome 197]

There seems to be a correlation between global warming and me getting hotter every year. Coincidence? I think not!