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    Matt3412 reacted to FortyInRed in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector Rules/OC Discussion   
    And in this alternative reality where we go back and do it all over, I don't make a passing comment about eventually wanting to fight the Gungans ( @Bertie Wooster ) while simultaneously being attacked by two other players. 
    As fun as it is to keep recapturing your "home" worlds
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    Matt3412 reacted to Bertie Wooster in [MAFIA] Telos Military Base - HK Manufacturing Plant Sub Level   
    Sorry, shouldn't be stealing someone else's topic.
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    Matt3412 reacted to idjmv in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector Rules/OC Discussion   
    High Council member Bob is ex-special forces.
    He is called the Impaler for a reason.
    I would advise against making him mad without any sturdy objects between him and you...
     
    (The rest of the union forces treat him as a whole GF by himself...)
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from LTD in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector Rules/OC Discussion   
    Yes, we can live out all the alternative ways for LTD to beat me 
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    Matt3412 reacted to The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector Rules/OC Discussion   
    There have been rumors brewing that I am not, in fact, an omnipotent and all powerful mod.  I am here to put those rumors to rest.  They are false. 
    Everything I do is one hundred percent intentional and absolutely beyond questioning.  If you even dare to wonder why I might have contradicted myself: I will know!  And your game state will be plunged into eternal confusion for it!
    As an aside, I will now be accepting sacrifices in the form of pigs or goats.
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    Matt3412 reacted to Bertie Wooster in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector Rules/OC Discussion   
    In this alternate reality, all my Gungans have moustaches.
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector Rules/OC Discussion   
    I got big plans this turn. had to think about it
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    Matt3412 reacted to FortyInRed in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector Rules/OC Discussion   
    Bombard and hope for the best?
    I'm told that if you bombard one of your starting planets occupied by another player, and manage to kill off their GF, that the planet will revert to your control next turn after
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    Matt3412 reacted to idjmv in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    Looks like you get your wish!
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    Matt3412 reacted to FortyInRed in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    Indeed if genocide was our aim this would be much easier. But ruling over an empire of corpses is no fun.
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    Matt3412 reacted to FortyInRed in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    Also, @Bertie Wooster, in case you think we are bluffing, we are not. 
    We are in possession of a weapon which when used during the siege of a planet will immediately deal massive damage to the planet, destroying all military assets on the planet and also dealing a regrettable amount of damage to the surrounding civilian infrastructure. 
    If needed, @The Jabbawookie can confirm that I do possess such a weapon.
    Here is some recently declassified footage of a similar weapon in use by a former protege of ours, our good friend Director Krennic:
     
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    Matt3412 reacted to Drasnighta in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    ((a Holo Image appears, and it looks nothing like a Tactical Droid wearing a shaggy blanket))
     
    Situation: Negative.  No..  No Change of Leadership Here.   
    We foresee no change of tactical or strategic doctrines at this time.
    I mean....  "Grrr.  Arrg."
    How are you?
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    Matt3412 reacted to LTD in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    RAMBURES
    Constable
    DAUPHIN
    Constable
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    Matt3412 reacted to LTD in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    Your call is important to us, and we will respond as soon as operators are available. Please do not leave a message.
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from LTD in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    HK-47: "Application: Searching memory banks. Thruster control; navigational computer; large, bulbous body. I think I am a starship."
     
    T3-M4: Alrighty @LTD Proprietary Limited This is your last chance to surrender the planet of L2 back to us. Clearly we are far Superior in the skies. 
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from Bertie Wooster in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    HK-47: "Application: Searching memory banks. Thruster control; navigational computer; large, bulbous body. I think I am a starship."
     
    T3-M4: Alrighty @LTD Proprietary Limited This is your last chance to surrender the planet of L2 back to us. Clearly we are far Superior in the skies. 
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    HK-47: "Application: Searching memory banks. Thruster control; navigational computer; large, bulbous body. I think I am a starship."
     
    T3-M4: Alrighty @LTD Proprietary Limited This is your last chance to surrender the planet of L2 back to us. Clearly we are far Superior in the skies. 
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    Matt3412 reacted to The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    Turn 19 hyperpings: C2, K2, L2, dsR, W, X1, X3, Y3. 
    Over L2, a 500 point Proprietary Limited Fleet attempts to deal a finishing blow to the Merry Crew and is caught in a devastating pincer maneuver. 500 A vs 451 D. An 11 is rolled; a Merry Crew Interdictor Suppression Refit is scarred. Proprietary Limited loses 4 Pelta Cs, an X-wing squadron and a Z-95 squadron.  A Merry Crew bombardment destroys 4 credit production.
    A 498 point URASC fleet destroys 47 Locust Drones over C2; 16 escape.  No URASC casualties.
    A 490 point Proprietary Limited fleet destroys 38 Locust Drones over K2; 12 escape.
    A 406 point Gungan fleet destroys 27 Locust Drones over X3.
    A 108 point URASC fleet engages a 199 point swarm of Locust Drones over Y3.  A 7 is rolled and converted into a 10; a URASC VSD1 and Gozanti Cruiser are both scarred.  27 Locust Drones are destroyed.
    A 416 point ELE fleet engages a 60 point Gungan force over Wajda; a 12 is rolled and converted into a 5.  The Gungans lose an X-wing and A-wing squadron and must retreat.  An ELE Gozanti Cruiser is scarred.  W is now blockaded; a bombardment destroys 3 credit production and 1 ground force.
    Infested worlds: G1, H1, Y3.
    Turn 20 is now live.  Orders are due in 48 hours.
    Awaiting orders from:
    Orders processed: Matt3412, Fortyinred, Dras, Bertie Wooster, LTD, idjmv.
    Processing in progress, please stand by.  Currently processing: GNIPs.
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    Matt3412 reacted to LTD in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    “He... he loves me?”
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    Matt3412 reacted to The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    @LTD I think the motives of the Merry Crew have been misunderstood this whole time...
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    Matt3412 reacted to The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    Breaking news: X1 has been conquered by the ELE at the cost of 7 GF.
    The Merry crew has bombarded L2, destroying 2 GF and 2 credit production.
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    HK-47: FIRE AT WILL!! HAHAHAHA 
    HK-47: "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
    @LTD 😉
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from Bertie Wooster in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    HK-47: FIRE AT WILL!! HAHAHAHA 
    HK-47: "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
    @LTD 😉
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    Matt3412 reacted to LTD in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    @Matt3412
    Now is the ultimate opportunity we will offer your Merry Crew - do not bombard your previous world. Surrender to our forces.
    We offer you 4.5% of our stock, this lovely gold time piece, and a bottomless bucket of fried chicken.
    There is no need for your complete destruction - it profits neither of us.
    Join us, and together we can etc. etc. etc.
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    Matt3412 got a reaction from The Jabbawookie in Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]   
    @Drasnighta @BiggsIRL
    I still have my fleet left, and am rather distracted at the time being.
    I would say dras should have first priority on assuming the forces. I will be up to the task if he cant tho.
    And @LTD the Wookies will not share the memories of the droids you slowly butchered hahaha.
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