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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Bucknife in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    What is good about repeating Pao Lehever over and over until your listeners have all killed themselves and rambling for 20 minutes before any actual X-Wing has been discussed?
    Mynock is awful.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Bucknife in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from catachanninja in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Kaptin Krunch in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Blademaster72 in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Rexler Brath in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Mattman7306 in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from impspy in I've straight had it with TLT.   
    Complete bull.
    The complainers want the game to be more fun. Why else would they complain?
    TLT isn't very fun. It's not engaging to use, it's not engaging to fly against. It promotes lazy, easy mode flying.
    But of course, this a nuanced position, which X-Wing players are largely incapable of holding. When you say that complainers want the game to be less negative and that's why they complain, the X-Wing community can only shout, "But complainers complain and complaining is negative! Nothing ever needs to be improved about the game, the sky is not falling just get better!"
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Tlfj200 in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
    ***
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Fauxfox in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    What is good about repeating Pao Lehever over and over until your listeners have all killed themselves and rambling for 20 minutes before any actual X-Wing has been discussed?
    Mynock is awful.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Fauxfox in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
    ***
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from The Imperial Rebel in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    No, but that would be cool.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Embir82 in Thoughts on Synced Turret?   
    The standard, 100/6 format is the only one that matters for discussions because it's the only format that's regularly played.

    When there are missions being played regularly in tournaments (and even just casually), then it will be relevant to constantly remind everyone that there exists other game types besides the standard 100/6 format.
    Because until then, it doesn't matter that Soontir is great in 100/6 and awful in missions. No one plays those, let alone competitively.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Embir82 in Thoughts on Synced Turret?   
    I don't understand it either. New/casual players will ask for squad advice and when the advice they're given is to alter their list or fly something more competitive they don't want to hear it.
    Okay, your custom special snowflake Just For Fun(tm) build has a Punisher in it. Neat. I don't know what you want to me to say about it if you're not going to take any criticism or advice.
    Heychadwick, I think Synched Turret may have some niche applications in a tournament context. But if you're not discussing tournaments and you're Playing For Fun, Not To Win(tm) then what does it matter?
    May as well fly Blaster Turret, after all you're Playing For Fun(tm).
    Also, the 2 best episodes of Shuttle Tydirium were the first 2 where you spent the whole time complaining. Hearing your average, every day non-worlds traveling player talk about X-Wing that same way I did was refreshing. It was like an actual discussion you'd have at the FLGS instead of some podcast wack offs rambling for 20 minutes before talking about X-Wing and making awful jokes.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from HipHoplite in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    I sleeve my Kallus tokens because I don't respect my opponents enough to touch them with their grubby animal hands and I bought a picture stand specifically to display my store championship plaque while playing. I need a second one for my second plaque now.
    I am the king of disrespect.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from SuperWookie in Why does the JumpMaster have the best dial in the game?   
    Of all the problems with the JumpMaster, the maneuverability of the thing is astounding.
    Dengaroo was missed in play testing. Deadeye isn't immediately apparent, so sure, maybe they missed it. But this is so apparent, so obviously a problem.
    Why? Why do large base turrets need white Segnor's Loops?! Why do any of them have green hard turns?! Why does this thing have barrel roll in its action bar, it's a large base!!! It's a ship with a white Sloop, why can you drop bombs from it now?!
    Look at the Firespray dial. Now look at the JumpMaster dial. Completely fair.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from algnc in Why does the JumpMaster have the best dial in the game?   
    Of all the problems with the JumpMaster, the maneuverability of the thing is astounding.
    Dengaroo was missed in play testing. Deadeye isn't immediately apparent, so sure, maybe they missed it. But this is so apparent, so obviously a problem.
    Why? Why do large base turrets need white Segnor's Loops?! Why do any of them have green hard turns?! Why does this thing have barrel roll in its action bar, it's a large base!!! It's a ship with a white Sloop, why can you drop bombs from it now?!
    Look at the Firespray dial. Now look at the JumpMaster dial. Completely fair.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from DarthEnderX in Why does the JumpMaster have the best dial in the game?   
    Of all the problems with the JumpMaster, the maneuverability of the thing is astounding.
    Dengaroo was missed in play testing. Deadeye isn't immediately apparent, so sure, maybe they missed it. But this is so apparent, so obviously a problem.
    Why? Why do large base turrets need white Segnor's Loops?! Why do any of them have green hard turns?! Why does this thing have barrel roll in its action bar, it's a large base!!! It's a ship with a white Sloop, why can you drop bombs from it now?!
    Look at the Firespray dial. Now look at the JumpMaster dial. Completely fair.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from DragoonKainKatarn in Faq ''leak''   
    1.) All of those things that your listed are good except for Fel's Wrath and Saboteur. Hold it with the buffs. Not everything needs to be turbocharged, some cards are going to be B, B- cards or cards that are useful but just not in the current meta.
    It's not important that the game be perfectly balanced and that all of the cards are useful, just that enough of them are. Enough of them currently are and even some *** cards have niches currently. Many cards are situational and need combos. I don't know how the **** you'd buff BMST, or a card like Greedo. BMST is a meta call and merely a single point, Greedo is merely okay but good with TLT.
    I don't want to see Dorsal turret buffed to TLT levels of stupid.
    2.) Players like @Marinealver don't want the game to ever be fixed when it's broken because they have some sort of OCD where the card text are sacrosanct and nothing could ever possibly be an NPE to them. They'd rather have a crap game than one that was fixed.
    I imagine that Netrunner was filled with these types of players and that's why that game and its player base is in the dumpster now.
    "Hey guys the game is broken, let's ban this single problem card" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INSTEAD LET'S ROTATE OUT THE ENTIRE SET IT CAME FROM 3 YEAR FROM NOW WHEN THE ROTATION CYCLE CATCHES UP TO IT.
    "Hey guys, Netrunner is a great game but side games are very not-Netrunner and defy core mechanics of the game" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    "Hey guys what if we banned this handful of problem cards already? The community is dying and I love this game. Broken cards costing more influence points didn't really solve the problem." REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    "Hey guys what if healthcare was like the fire department or the police and everyone paid into it" TAXATION IS THEFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EMPATHY
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Toimu in Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast   
    They say nothing but true things.
    They speak plainly without euphemisms or sugar coating.
    They make jokes that are actually funny.
    I've only listened to their most recent podcast about the wave 11 meta.
    ***
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from ObiWonka in Why does the JumpMaster have the best dial in the game?   
    Of all the problems with the JumpMaster, the maneuverability of the thing is astounding.
    Dengaroo was missed in play testing. Deadeye isn't immediately apparent, so sure, maybe they missed it. But this is so apparent, so obviously a problem.
    Why? Why do large base turrets need white Segnor's Loops?! Why do any of them have green hard turns?! Why does this thing have barrel roll in its action bar, it's a large base!!! It's a ship with a white Sloop, why can you drop bombs from it now?!
    Look at the Firespray dial. Now look at the JumpMaster dial. Completely fair.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from StriderZessei in Why does the JumpMaster have the best dial in the game?   
    Of all the problems with the JumpMaster, the maneuverability of the thing is astounding.
    Dengaroo was missed in play testing. Deadeye isn't immediately apparent, so sure, maybe they missed it. But this is so apparent, so obviously a problem.
    Why? Why do large base turrets need white Segnor's Loops?! Why do any of them have green hard turns?! Why does this thing have barrel roll in its action bar, it's a large base!!! It's a ship with a white Sloop, why can you drop bombs from it now?!
    Look at the Firespray dial. Now look at the JumpMaster dial. Completely fair.
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    SaltMaster 5000 got a reaction from Odanan in Why does the JumpMaster have the best dial in the game?   
    Of all the problems with the JumpMaster, the maneuverability of the thing is astounding.
    Dengaroo was missed in play testing. Deadeye isn't immediately apparent, so sure, maybe they missed it. But this is so apparent, so obviously a problem.
    Why? Why do large base turrets need white Segnor's Loops?! Why do any of them have green hard turns?! Why does this thing have barrel roll in its action bar, it's a large base!!! It's a ship with a white Sloop, why can you drop bombs from it now?!
    Look at the Firespray dial. Now look at the JumpMaster dial. Completely fair.
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    SaltMaster 5000 reacted to Polaritie in Targeting Synchronizer?   
    Similarly, Omega Leader can spend QD's lock to reroll dice without sacrificing his lockdown.
    It's quite helpful for pushing his damage higher.
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    SaltMaster 5000 reacted to eagletsi111 in Targeting Synchronizer?   
    Ok.   So are TO ruled correctly to stop this then.    Glad to hear it.
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