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  1. MorbidDon

    Character Creator done!

    Can I get a link or pay for a copy of the Character Generator - I am that much of a fan and would paypal you for your generator...
  2. MorbidDon

    Auto Navigator

    UPDATE: Find the Rogue Trader AUTO Navigation Software HERE: https://web.archive.org/web/20111017084708/http://darkreign40k.com/drjoomla/index.php/component/docman/doc_download/376-autonav happy Trails & Stay GAMING Morbid!
  3. Hail and or Howdy All, The following PDF are my House Rules for handling FPs in DH2 - with the aim of creating / maintaining more momentum of game play. ATM by raw vanilla FPs are only recouped at the beginning of a Game Session / which after 2 to 3 years of playing (err Game Testing) I found to be too paltry and resulted in slower play in comparison to other game systems... Granted I didn't invent this out of no where and would give praise to the Champions / Mutants & Masterminds for the foundation basis of the House Rules presented herein! PDF Fate Points House Rules by MorbidDon Enjoy All Stay GAMING! Morbid
  4. MorbidDon

    Mars Litany Generator

    OK I did a find / replace - that should be all squared away now - Thanks ElTom13!
  5. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Eunice_aphroditois.jpg/1200px-Eunice_aphroditois.jpg
  6. MorbidDon

    Mars Litany Generator

    ROTFL = "touch thineself inappropiately with thine mechadendrite"
  7. MorbidDon

    Mars Litany Generator

    I can't find the typos mate!? Granted there is alot of Latinze Orc in there LOL Here's the code... words[1] = "If the sacred tone of approval is given after the panel lights under your left hand, bless the key once with your lips, and insert into the sacred slot lit by holy lumen glow. So proclaimeth St. Geordi!" words[2] = "A libation should be offered." words[3] = "Abjure the Silica Animus" words[4] = "Abjure the Unliving" words[5] = "Bow once" words[6] = "Bow thrice" words[7] = "Cast forth thy Censer, such that the sacred smoke pleases the Machine Spirit." words[8] = "Castigate thou unbeliever" words[9] = "Expell thy noxious fumes" words[10] = "Genuflect while contemplating the beauty of the Logis Key" words[11] = "If the mounting be cold then pronounce litany of the fourth rune as it is more appropriate." words[12] = "If the mounting be hot say the litany of the third rune" words[13] = "If the second rune is not good, a third rune may be struck in a manner like unto the first. This is done according to the true ritual." words[14] = "if this sequence is properly observed the device may be brought to full activation by depressing the large panel marked ‘ON’." words[15] = "Lay Blood at the Machine God's Feet" words[16] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Eighth Universal Law" words[17] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fifteenth Universal Law" words[18] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fifth Universal Law" words[19] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the First Universal Law" words[20] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fourth Universal Law" words[21] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Fourth Universal Law" words[22] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Second Universal Law" words[23] = "Loudly proclaim the true meaning of the Third Universal Law" words[24] = "loudly proclaim thy access cryptum" words[25] = "Loudly Renounce the Empyric Device" words[26] = "On bended knee before the Machine Spirit Altar, command attention of the Machine Spirit by placing thy right hand over one of thou hearts with the fingers closed and the thumb extended, then place thy left hand on the green Altar panel and intone the sacred words;" words[27] = "on bended knee before the Omnisiah" words[28] = "Perform the prescribed hand movement with the opposing hand" words[29] = "Perform the prescribed hand movement." words[30] = "place thy first digit of thy aft mechadendrite upon thine cerebrum casing" words[31] = "Pour Forth a Libation to the Omnisiah" words[32] = "Proclaim a benefaction in Techno-cant" words[33] = "Proclaim a maledection in Techno-cant" words[34] = "pronounce the access code" words[35] = "Pronounce the true name one of the 1024 unpronounceable tech-demons to cast it out of the machine." words[36] = "Raise thy hand" words[37] = "Renounce at least one tech-heresy" words[38] = "Renounce at least two tech-heresies" words[39] = "Repeat." words[40] = "Scribe a Rune of Protection upon the machine" words[41] = "Speak Loudly the Littany Against Fear" words[42] = "Speak Loudly the Littany of Access" words[43] = "Spin widdershins thrice" words[44] = "Stamp thy foot" words[45] = "Strengthen thy resolve, thrusting thou mechadendrite into the air above thy cerebellum" words[46] = "Strike the first rune upon the device casing employing the chosen wrench. Its tip should be anointed with the oil of engineering using the proper incantation when the auspices are correct." words[47] = "Strike the Rune of Activation." words[48] = "Strike the second rune upon the device casing employing the chosen screw-driver. Its tip should be anointed with the oil of engineering using the proper incantation when the auspices are correct." words[49] = "Strike the second rune upon the casing employing the arc-tip of the power driver." words[50] = "Strike the appropriate rune" words[51] = "Strike the rune of deactivation" words[52] = "The second incantation should not be uttered until all the fumes have come forth" words[53] = "touch thineself inappropiately with thine mechadendrite" words[54] = "Turn away from the failures of the Flesh" words[55] = "When uttering the incantation, mark well that the rod is upon and not within the intake." words[56] = "When uttering the incantation, mark well that the rod is upon and not within the intake." words[57] = "With push of Button fire the Engine" words[58] = "Offer a libation to the machine spirit." words[59] = "A libation should be offered. " words[60] = "A Capite Ad Calcem;" words[61] = "Ab Aeterno;" words[62] = "Absit Iniuria Verbis;" words[63] = "Abundans Cautela Non Nocet," words[64] = "Acta Omni numquam mortalia fallunt;" words[65] = "Aktiva Cons Sequentia!" words[66] = "Aktiva Cons Sequentia. " words[67] = "And spark Turbine into life…" words[68] = "And thus the will of the Omnisiah is done!" words[69] = "Anima Mechanica, exsuscitare!" words[70] = "Anima Mechanica, exsuscitare," words[71] = "As the blood of the slain is laid upon you so may you lay the enemy’s blood at the feet of the Emperor." words[72] = "As the rune of protection is inscribed upon you so may the litanies of protection ward your soul." words[73] = "As the Eight Univeral Law Proclaims: The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all. " words[74] = "As the Fifteenth Universal Law Proclaims: Flesh is fallible, but Ritual Honours the Machine Spirit. " words[75] = "As the Fifth Universal Law Proclaims: Sentience is the basest form of Intellect. " words[76] = "As the Fourth Universal Law Proclaims: Intellect is the Understanding of Knowledge. " words[77] = "As the Seventh Universal Law Proclaims: Comprehension is the Key to All things. " words[78] = "As the Sixteenth Universal Law Proclaims: To Break with Ritual is to Break with Faith. " words[79] = "As the Sixth Universal Law Proclaims: Understanding is the True Path to Comprehension. " words[80] = "Blessed is the mind too small for doubt." words[81] = "Blessed machine, a thousand pardons for my unworthy hands. " words[82] = "Blessed machine, a thousand pardons for my unworthy hands. " words[83] = "Blessed machine, I abjure thee to grant your unworthy servant entry to your holy sanctum, to your beating heart. " words[84] = "Blessed machine, I abjure thee to grant your unworthy servant entry to your holy sanctum, to your beating heart. " words[85] = "Chastise the tech-demon! Begone!" words[86] = "Deus in Machina." words[87] = "Deus in Machina." words[88] = "Deus Mechanicus be praised!" words[89] = "Deus Mechanicus be praised!" words[90] = "Deus Mechanicus. " words[91] = "Deus Mechanicus. " words[92] = "Deus Mechanicus. Anima Mechanica, exsuscitare. " words[93] = "Dimidium Facti Qui Coepit Habet" words[94] = "Discarnate entities from unorthodox inventors." words[95] = "Divide et Impera" words[96] = "Durate et Vosmet Rebus Servate Secundus" words[97] = "Ensure that the cable of empowerment has been inserted into the appropriate socket." words[98] = "Ensure that the miniscule verdis lamp is illuminated." words[99] = "Et dominabitur a mari usque ad mare, et a flumine usque ad terminos terrae." words[100] = "Extra Omnissiah nulla salus!" words[101] = "For the Omnissiah!" words[102] = "For then the wrath of the engine will be aroused…" words[103] = "For then the wrath of the engine will be diminished…" words[104] = "From the lies of the Antipath, circuit direct us." words[105] = "From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us!" words[106] = "From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us!" words[107] = "From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us." words[108] = "From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us!" words[109] = "From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us." words[110] = "From the rotting cage of biomatter." words[111] = "From the temptations of the Flashlord, silica cleanse us!" words[112] = "From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us." words[113] = "From the weakness of the flesh, Omnissiah save us." words[114] = "From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us!" words[115] = "From the rust of the metal, Omnissiah save us!" words[116] = "He watches over us now as Battle joins, and in his Shadow we shall advance upon our Enemies and defeat them." words[117] = "His mighty Fists, massive like two Towers of Destruction, laden with the Doom of Mankind's bitter Foes…" words[118] = "His mighty Fists, massive like two Towers of Destruction, laden with the Doom of Mankind's bitter Foes. " words[119] = "Holy Lumen Glow." words[120] = "Holy Lumen Illuminate our Souls." words[121] = "How like a God He is, that ancient Machine, primal of all His Kind, the Imperator! " words[122] = "How like a God He is, that ancient Machine, primal of all His Kind, the Imperator! " words[123] = "If the mounting be cold the litany of the fourth rune is more appropriate!" words[124] = "If the mounting be hot say the litany of the third rune" words[125] = "If the second rune is not good, a third rune may be struck in a manner like unto the first. This is done according to the true ritual." words[126] = "If this sequence is properly observed the device may be brought to full activation by depressing the large panel marked ‘ON’." words[127] = "Ignis optika carta mond! " words[128] = "Ignis optika carta mond. " words[129] = "Initiating activation sequence, aktiva cons sequentia." words[130] = "Aktiva cons sequentia; Initiating activation sequence." words[131] = "Inter machinas, colamus machinatione!" words[132] = "Know not the horrors of the Abominable Intellect." words[133] = "Lay blood at the Emperor's feet." words[134] = "Lay blood at the Emperor's feet." words[135] = "Librius machina auroris dei. " words[136] = "Machine God set us free." words[137] = "Machine Spirit, accept my gift, Swallow the light, and spit out death." words[138] = "Machine Spirit, forgive my actions, Soon you shall be whole again." words[139] = "May your soul be guarded from impurity as the warriors within you guide your weapons, may you in your turn, guide their lives." words[140] = "May your weapon be guarded against malfunction, as your soul is guarded from impurity. " words[141] = "May your weapon be guarded against malfunction, as your soul is guarded from impurity. " words[142] = "May all children of the Machine Spirit perform the prescribed hand movements!" words[143] = "May your soul be gaurded from impurity!" words[144] = "Mechanicus protect us from this rotting cage of biomatter!" words[145] = "Mechanism, I restore thy spirit. Let the god-machine breathe life unto thy veins and render thee functional. Deus Mechanicus be praised!" words[146] = "Non tamen ignis calore succensus est." words[147] = "Oderint Dum Metuat." words[148] = "OMMMM!" words[149] = "Omnissiah bless these circuits, let not the Ruinous powers of unfaithful machine spirit sully even the lowliest moly-circ." words[150] = "Omnissiah bless these vats, let not the Ruinous powers or unfaithful machine spirit sully even the lowliest allele." words[151] = "Omnissiah!" words[152] = "Only the smallest mind strives to exceed its limits." words[153] = "Only the smallest mind strives to comprehend its limits." words[154] = "Perform the prescribed hand movement!" words[155] = "Piston and Pump…" words[156] = "Pump and Piston…" words[157] = "Ponite sanguinem ad imperatoris pedes." words[158] = "Praise to the Machine God!" words[159] = "Praise to the Machine God." words[160] = "Pull the Lever forward to expel the sacred smoke." words[161] = "Pull the Lever forward to engage the Machine Spirit." words[162] = "Quam similis Deus ipse est, id antiqua Apparatus et de prima factus omnis eius generis, Imperator!" words[163] = "Remove your hands from the runes, then take the key from the slot once it’s lumen glow diminished." words[164] = "Repeat." words[165] = "Sed non est laborum fluctuantibus." words[166] = "Sing Praise to the God of All Machines" words[167] = "Sing Praise to the God of All Machines" words[168] = "Stand true against the trials of war. " words[169] = "Stand true against the trials of war. " words[170] = "Stand true against the Trials of war!" words[171] = "Stipes apud pares aequalis Fusce. " words[172] = "Strike the first rune upon the device casing employing the chosen wrench. " words[173] = "Strike the first rune upon the device casing employing the chosen wrench. " words[174] = "Strike the Rune of Activation." words[175] = "Strike the Rune of Activation again!" words[176] = "Strike the Rune of Vigour." words[177] = "Strike the second rune upon the casing employing the arc-tip of the power driver." words[178] = "Strike the rune of activation thrice." words[179] = "Strike the rune of activation twice." words[180] = "Strike the rune of activation." words[181] = "Tesserae aequalis Lee-mah Eck-oh Tan-go autem turpis Mike Nin-er Wun Nov-em-bah. Centrum. Deus Mechanicus be praised." words[182] = "That Thou wouldst bring us to true comprehension." words[183] = "That Thou wouldst call back to the unity of the Omnisiah all who have strayed from its fold, and to guide all unbelievers into the light of the Machine Spirits." words[184] = "That Thou wouldst pardon us, oh mighty Machine." words[185] = "That Thou wouldst spare us." words[186] = "That Thou wouldst vouchsafe graciously to hear us." words[187] = "That Thou wouldst vouchsafe to govern and preserve thy Holy Machine." words[188] = "That Thou wouldst vouchsafe to humble the enemies of the Omnisiah." words[189] = "The Machine God watches over us all." words[190] = "The Machine God watches over you." words[191] = "The Machine God watches over you. Unleash the weapons of war. Unleash the Deathdealer." words[192] = "The Machine God watches over you. Unleash the weapons of war. Unleash the Deathdealer." words[193] = "The Omnissiah directs our footsteps along the path of comprehesion!" words[194] = "The Omnissiah directs our footsteps along the path of knowledge." words[195] = "The second incantation should not be uttered until all the fumes have come forth!" words[196] = "The strength of metal endures longer than the strength of men. " words[197] = "The will of metal endures longer than the flesh of men. " words[198] = "The will of the Omnisiah demands it!" words[199] = "The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all." words[200] = "Then the way shall be clear for the sacred words to penetrate unto the soul of the engine." words[201] = "Then shall the way be clear for the sacred words to penetrate unto the heart of the engine!" words[202] = "There is no certainty in flesh but death." words[203] = "There is no Constancy in flesh, only decay." words[204] = "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." words[205] = "There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." words[206] = "Thus do we invoke the Machine God." words[207] = "Thus do we invoke the Machine God." words[208] = "Thus do we make whole that which was sundered. " words[209] = "Thus do we make whole that which was sundered. " words[210] = "Toll the Great Bell Once!" words[211] = "Toll the Great Bell Once!" words[212] = "Toll the Great Bell Thrice! Hear its holy peal!" words[213] = "Toll the Great Bell Thrice!" words[214] = "Toll the Great Bell Twice!" words[215] = "Toll the Great Bell Twice! Let it ring!" words[216] = "Transfer shall expire, Will shall remain." words[217] = "Turbines Spin!" words[218] = "Turn away from the failures of the Flesh!" words[219] = "Turn away from the teachings of the False Fabricator." words[220] = "Ubi concordia, ibi victoria" words[221] = "Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur;" words[222] = "While the enemies of the Omnisiah still draw breath, there can be no peace." words[223] = "With push of Button fire the Engine" words[224] = "Without the Dark, there can be no Light, We have purpose." words[225] = "Without the Death, there can be no sacrifice, We have purpose." words[226] = "Without the Hope there can be no Future, We have purpose." words[227] = "Without the Lie, there can be no Truth, We have purpose." words[228] = "Without the Loyalty there can be no one progress, We have purpose." words[229] = "Without the Omnissiah, there is nothing,… And we would have no purpose." words[230] = "Without the War, there can be no Victory, We have purpose." words[231] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Theta--Omicron--Eye o Wah--Fawks Trawt--See air ah-" words[232] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Theta--Rho--Eye o Wah--Gulf--See air ah-" words[233] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Iota--Pi--Indigo--Ferrum--Regulus-" words[234] = "Utter forth the Crypto-Key:-Lamda--Rho--Eye o Wah--Gulf--Sirrus-" words[235] = "In ancient times, men built wonders, laid claim to the stars and sought to better themselves for the good of all. But we are much wiser now." words[236] = "Let the holy smoke from your Censer cleanse and cast out the foul stench of tech-demons in the device." words[237] = "Life is directed motion." words[238] = "The spirit is the spark of life." words[239] = "Sentience is the ability to learn the value of knowledge." words[240] = "Intellect is the understanding of knowledge." words[241] = "Sentience is the basest form of Intellect." words[242] = "Understanding is the True Path to Comprehension." words[243] = "Comprehension is the key to all things." words[244] = "The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all." words[245] = "The alien mechanism is a perversion of the True Path." words[246] = "The soul is the conscience of sentience." words[247] = "A soul can be bestowed only by the Omnissiah." words[248] = "The Soulless sentience (i.e. the Necrons) is the enemy of all life." words[249] = "The knowledge of the ancients stands beyond question." words[250] = "The Machine Spirit guards the knowledge of the Ancients." words[251] = "Flesh is fallible, but ritual honours the Machine Spirit." words[252] = "To break with ritual is to break with faith."
  8. MorbidDon

    Mars Litany Generator

    LOL - I fixed the Omnissiah! Hmm - yeah it would seem the source I got this from had bad spellers (granted Einstein was abad speller too) Let me fix this mess for the Omnissiah!
  9. MorbidDon

    Mars Litany Generator

    Ahh good call - i'll go in and fix it tomorrow - the FTP is at work LOL
  10. MorbidDon

    Mars Litany Generator

    Howdy and or Hail! Here I submit for your enjoyment a Litany Generator http://www.wurkhaus.com/Machine-Litany.html I coded this page using the content I found here - so big ups to the forum content providers / fans! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/MachineWorship Stay GAMING Morbid
  11. MorbidDon

    Lets keep this FORUM Going

    Just posted some new goodness...
  12. MorbidDon

    Income in DH2

    Here are my HOUSE RULEs for handling Income if you are playing with "money" in your game... Note: This requires the Dark Heresy 1st Edition CORE Book for all the Item Prices in the game system http://www.wurkhaus.com/Income.html Enjoy Stay GAMING! Morbid
  13. Still recruiting looking for 1 or 2 more players > 4/14/17 Update! Please email me at reyboogienyc@yahoo.com Stay GAMING Morbid
  14. MorbidDon

    Lets keep this FORUM Going

    No pride? LOL
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