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    Sanchez got a reaction from TheHumanHydra in Totally different YT-1300 / proxy   
    I'm sure you guys already know this, and if not I should make a thread about it, but the model of the Corvette was supposed to be the Falcon. Like the Falcon's cockpit glass went on the front of the Corvette instead of that hammerhead bridge. That's why a ship that's a precursor to the Corvette looks so good with those big honkin' engines out back.
    I forget the story behind changing the models around but now I wish I could find a Corvette toy the same size as an FFG Falcon so I can kitbash a true Falcon!
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    Sanchez got a reaction from IG88E in Is Missiles and/or Torpedoes worth the Points?   
    So my take is that missiles and torps are fine when taken sparingly but they're not something you want to build around, rely upon, or spam.
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    Sanchez got a reaction from IG88E in Is Missiles and/or Torpedoes worth the Points?   
    As unreliable as I've found them there's been few moments I've enjoyed in Xwing more than ramming 6 red dice down Boba Fett's throat with a focused Adv Torp from an Opportunist Wedge. It...was...GLORIOUS.
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    Sanchez got a reaction from Jut in Totally different YT-1300 / proxy   
    I'm sure you guys already know this, and if not I should make a thread about it, but the model of the Corvette was supposed to be the Falcon. Like the Falcon's cockpit glass went on the front of the Corvette instead of that hammerhead bridge. That's why a ship that's a precursor to the Corvette looks so good with those big honkin' engines out back.
    I forget the story behind changing the models around but now I wish I could find a Corvette toy the same size as an FFG Falcon so I can kitbash a true Falcon!
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    Sanchez got a reaction from Odanan in Huge ships colliding   
    Remember to always yell "RAAAAAMMMING SPEEEEEED!" before moving.
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    Sanchez got a reaction from Wilhelm Screamer in Huge ships colliding   
    Remember to always yell "RAAAAAMMMING SPEEEEEED!" before moving.
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    Sanchez got a reaction from xXWarsmithXx in Huge ships colliding   
    Remember to always yell "RAAAAAMMMING SPEEEEEED!" before moving.
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    Sanchez got a reaction from Robin Graves in Mad Max: Fury Road   
    I'm just going to leave this here:
    http://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1435984014&sr=8-1&keywords=wiltons+silver+mist
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    Sanchez got a reaction from Virani in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  10. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from oneway in GHETTO X-Wing Board!!!   
    Been doing this for a year, it works great.
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    Sanchez got a reaction from TheMoonLord in Corran Thread #99999   
    WUT
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    Sanchez got a reaction from ViscerothSWG in Masking tape? and recommended colors of paint?   
    Because they shade many of these models in a wash (thinner paint that spreads out and seeks low areas) you might have trouble accurately color matching the base grays and whites.
    Games Workshop makes several grays sold in a lot of game stores.
  13. Like
    Sanchez reacted to TheMoonLord in Why even bother to use the X-wing?   
    Sigh. X-wing my second fav reb ship, after the k-wing. but i'm imperial, so oh weell
  14. Like
    Sanchez reacted to TIE Pilot in Why even bother to use the X-wing?   
    Assuming you mean 6.02 x 1023.
  15. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from jme in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  16. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from Patriarch in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  17. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from nathankc in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  18. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from vtarin in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  19. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from Caervyn in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  20. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from megamen in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  21. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from GrimmSqueeker in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  22. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from Conandoodle in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  23. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from danicusrex in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  24. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from Hockeyzombie in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
  25. Like
    Sanchez got a reaction from Calibri Garamond in I am getting to the point where I don't want all the ships but I do want all the cards.   
    Me: I need to try this Star Wars game, lots of neat stuff available.
    Inner me: You have how much Warhammer crap? And that Robotech Kickstarter coming? What the hell do you need more minis for?
    Me: But it's Star Wars! And it's prepainted! And look at the points! It says 100 points is the standard so that's like 3-4 ships per side TOPS.
    Inner me: *sigh* Okay. Get the starter set.
    Me: WOW, there's a shuttle too! I love that ship! And the Falcon too! I'll get those too.
    Inner me: Jesus, you're terrible. Fine. Get a starter set and a couple of those things. That's plenty.
    Me: To get my friends into this I'll get two starter sets so we have double the templates.
    Inner me: You're a moron. Your friends have jobs, they can buy their own cardboard pieces.
    Me: Alright, order placed, this is gonna be great.
    Inner me: Fine. I hope you like eating ramen.
    Me: So R2s are great, I also need more Swarm Tactics so I'm ordering more Ywings and TIEs.
    Inner me: Then pretend you have them.
    Me: I need them for tournament play.
    Inner me: You don't play tournaments.
    Me: I work Saturdays so it's hard to make.
    Inner me: Then what the hell do you need more cards for?
    Me: I might get to play in a tournament someday.
    Inner me: No you won't, you're gonna need another job to buy all this with all that free time you fantasize about having.
    Me: Look, I'm getting these to complete the collection. Now I can fly a TIE swarm.
    Inner me: You hate swarm armies. How's that 40k Ork army going? How about that Fantasy Orc army? Or that LotR goblin army? You never finish them.
    Me: They're prepainted! There's nothing to finish.
    Inner me: Fine, order them. Then you can think about where you'll store all this. Your case is full.
    Me: Already ahead of you, I ordered another case.
    Inner me: Aren't you clever?
    Me: And since I'll have more space I ordered another Slave 1. And another few Rebel ships.
    Inner me: That's an intelligent decision.
    Me: Wow, new painted Interceptors! I need those!
    Inner me: You have red paint, just paint the Interceptors you have.
    Me: Target Lock cards! I need those!
    Inner me: I need to lock your wallet away, that's what I need.
    Me: Gotta get this Corvette too.
    Inner me: No you don't.
    Me: Have you seen this 3P0 card?
    Inner me: Have you seen your credit card statement?
    Me: Stop judging me.
    Inner me: I wish that were possible...
    Me: Sweet! Scum and Villainy!
    Inner me: And you need this why? How many games do you get in per month?
    Me: Autothrusters? Mangler cannons? I need these.
    Inner me: You need a lobotomy.
    Me: And I need another Sensor Jammer for this second Aggressor I bought.
    Inner me: Then why don't you order that shuttle online and save $10.
    Me: Because it's right here now.
    Inner me: And you're gonna play a dual Aggressor build again when?
    Me: Someday.
    Inner me: You're a moron.
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