I feel like there's only a small chance I get to come to this, but I'll still RSVP as a maybe. NYC Tournaments are known for their ability to get me to ignore all my responsibilities to be crushed by other gingers.
 
Can we maybe just have a gingers-only invitational?  Ryan Jones, me, Dave and Amy Stromes....
Alright, so maybe just a gingers-only melee game? With the ladies vs lords variance! 

This is the most accurate thing I've seen posted on this forum in a year.