A thread for posting one liners and funny bits from your games (death-watch preferred, but anything funny gaming is welcome)
DEATH WATCH 40K RPG:
On Vespasia Gamma, our DW heroes are trying to save an Imperial agri-world from the combined ravages of Chaos and Tyranids.
Due to the dire circumstances, we must cooperate with a Rogue Trader cadre, and also a crew of Eldar envoys.
(a Rogue Trader is blustering on how he is saving the planet…)
(then silently on the deathwatch comm link) "Men, Let the Rogue Trader think he's in charge, it benefits us all"
"Sir, What is the plural of Apocalypse?"
"Since the squad upgraded their chain-swords, I also had to upgrade my helmet with new face plate wipers"
"No, no. Honor and Deeds are the true currency of the Eldar. Arrogant comments are merely how they make change"