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#1 MarthWMaster

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 11:28 AM

I have a bad feeling about this...


"To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable."
– Beethoven

#2 Wang801

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 04:47 PM

" < name >" i am your father .......



#3 I. J. Thompson

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 06:22 PM

 "You are unwise to lower your DEFENSES!!!"



#4 spirit

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Posted 31 August 2011 - 03:02 AM

I don't care what you smell. 



#5 MarthWMaster

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Posted 31 August 2011 - 05:45 AM

This little one's not worth the effort.


"To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable."
– Beethoven

#6 I. J. Thompson

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Posted 31 August 2011 - 06:10 AM

 "You, like your father, are now... mine....."

 

[EDIT: Man, I've got a couple of real zingers, but I'm afraid that either of them would get me banned. This is a family-friendly board, right?]



#7 Titan

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Posted 31 August 2011 - 08:58 AM

What a piece of junk!



#8 Squid89

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 09:07 AM

Family Friendly =

"I don't like you either."

"I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? "



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Posted 01 September 2011 - 08:12 PM

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me""Back door, huh? Good idea!"



#10 MarthWMaster

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 10:11 AM

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?


"To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable."
– Beethoven

#11 Titan

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 11:48 AM

I'd rather kiss the wookiee!



#12 I. J. Thompson

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 03:57 PM

MarthWMaster said:

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

that's one of the two I opted not to post! 



#13 spirit

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 09:07 PM

What a wonderful new smell you've discovered. 



#14 qwertyuiop

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 08:53 AM

 This reminds me of an edit I did for a school project. :P Wedge had a serious question for General Dodonna as to where babies come from.

"You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point"

"The target area is only two meters wide"

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port"

"The shaft leads directly to the reactor system"

"The shaft is ray shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes"

 

And some separate ones.

"Where are you taking this... thing?"

"That's no moon"



#15 me aka tommy

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 06:21 PM

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"


Poop can wait, Time Crisis is now!

#16 yagyu

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 08:24 PM

"I see your shwartz is as big as mine."

 

Oh wait thats space balls lol



#17 MarthWMaster

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 05:37 AM

I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.


"To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable."
– Beethoven

#18 I. J. Thompson

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 07:18 AM

 "I need more men!"



#19 spirit

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 10:44 AM

Let's blow this thing and go home. 



#20 qwertyuiop

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 05:53 AM

 I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.






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