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#1 Andor

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:33 AM

Hi all, new poster I thought I'd introduce myself by kicking off a traditional way to pass the time until a new game is released: The top 10 list!

So ...

The Top 10 rejected Black Crusade Supplement ideas:

10: Champions of Nurgle swimsuit calender



#2 MKX

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:18 AM

Khornes Kolouring in book for Kids!



#3 Blood Pact

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:48 PM

Tzeentch's Rubik's Tesseract!



#4 Vandegraffe

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:55 PM

What, no love for Slaanesh in this list?

I'm sure the "Slaaneshi cultist personal fun time accessory kit" would not, in fact, get past the prudish American censors. 
 

Cheers,

- V.



#5 Blood Pact

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 06:26 PM

"Abadddon's Big Book of Black Crusades"

Alternatively!

"Destroying the Imperium for Dummies. By Abadddon the Despoiler" (I'm sure you see the tongue-in-cheek irony)



#6 Argus Van Het

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:10 AM

"Planning the future, or what to do once you obliterated your hated foe", written by The Emperor, the only known copy has fallen in the hands of the Chaos gods.

Who find the options so boring, they keep sabotaging anything that might break the current Status Quo XDDD



#7 MKX

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:05 AM

"We did it for Chaos"

A grovelling bootlickers guide on how to look busy when master is around and fun things to do with a gas mask when he isn't looking.



#8 WatchCaptainGothicus

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 12:44 PM

The Ultimate Chaos Squats Players Handbook!



#9 Voronesh

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 10:32 PM

Slitting throats for dummies. A Khornate wannabes starter guide on starting a collection of skulls.

How I became an automaton; worshipping Tzeentch. What you should check before joining the Thousand Sons.

The ultimate guide on how to stop drug abuse! Slaanesh, it just stops being fun after the first 100 years.



#10 Siranui

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 04:45 AM

The Chaos Spawn Player's Guide. [With over 300 new Talents for players of chaos spawn, including 'drool master' and 'extra tentacles' ]

 



#11 Lightbringer

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 05:29 AM

"The little book of calm" by Kharn the Betrayer



#12 MKX

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 08:46 PM

Spiked Armour, Intimacy Issues and You



#13 Voronesh

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 09:55 PM

Spiked Rhinos. The complete guide to mounting and dismounting your transport.

 

Just had to nab it.



#14 Drake56

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 03:14 AM

keeping shiney and slimey - a grooming guide for all your mutation needs



#15 telagos

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 04:46 AM

"I would have gotten away for it if it wasn't for those pesky primarchs" reflections on the Warmaster



#16 peterstepon

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 07:04 AM

"The 12th Black Crusade" a dramatic audio book read by William Shatner



#17 Blood Pact

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 05:08 PM

Actually, I think I'd like to see Shatner to an audio book on the Gothic War.



#18 Gurkhal

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 06:27 PM

Frenzy charge with axes in the age of orbital bombardment, heavy artillery and heavy bolters?



#19 vastrix

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Posted 06 May 2011 - 11:57 AM

"Book of Redemption" How to apologize for ten thousand years of terror and return to the Imperium like nothing's happened OR

How to apologize for various betrayals by the Imperium (Emperor, various Primarchs, Inquisition, and so on) and bring the Chaos-tainted (or Renegade) back like nothing's ever happened.

Boils down to..."I'm sorry I missed your ball game...here's an ice cream."



#20 Bilateralrope

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Posted 06 May 2011 - 03:44 PM

That Orphanage Attacked Me - Or how my attempt to start a cult near a Schola Progenium went horribly wrong.






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