I'm sorry, but a manga guard running around yelling, "Bam!", at dinner time would be pretty unsettling. Heck the crew would have a hard time figuring out if it was an assassin attack, or their next meal was 10% arsenic from the spice weasel. (Not to be confused with space weasels which have an entirely different flavour.)
Edited by UHF, 14 February 2014 - 07:07 PM.