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#41 bogi_khaosa

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 06:16 PM

Oh, of course. You're right.



#42 Robin Graves

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 06:29 PM

Or turn them into servitors, and when they start falling apart, have them recycled into foodstufs! eewwww.

 

Or even worse

you are a guardsman, you fight, you survive, you get elite, you get decorated, you get retirement...

and THEN an inquisitor comes along, asks you to become his acolyte and tells you to step in the middle of that glowing octogram surounded by eigt black candles made from human wax...


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#43 bogi_khaosa

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 07:04 PM

A properly indoctrinated Guardsmen would probably think being made into chow and tools would be a good death. He's conrinuing to serve his comrades and the Emperor instead of being a burden,



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Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:33 PM

Or turn them into servitors, and when they start falling apart, have them recycled into foodstufs! eewwww.

 

Or even worse

you are a guardsman, you fight, you survive, you get elite, you get decorated, you get retirement...

and THEN an inquisitor comes along, asks you to become his acolyte and tells you to step in the middle of that glowing octogram surounded by eigt black candles made from human wax...

 

Reminded me of an oooold webcomic ...

 

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#45 Visitor Q

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 10:28 AM

Or even worse:
 
In the  old epic (space marine) rulebook from the Mausoleum description:
" For the vast bulk of citizens of the imperium death is not the end of their service to the emperor.
Thye are quickly forgotten by everyone, but the record keepers of the administratum, and
their bodies are recycled into foodstuffs."
 
Soylent green is made of gu-gu-guardsmen!
 
And people wonder why i'd rather join chaos...

Chaos of course don't wait till your dead before they start chowing down on your kidneys.

#46 Robin Graves

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 03:50 PM

 

Or even worse:
 
In the  old epic (space marine) rulebook from the Mausoleum description:
" For the vast bulk of citizens of the imperium death is not the end of their service to the emperor.
Thye are quickly forgotten by everyone, but the record keepers of the administratum, and
their bodies are recycled into foodstuffs."
 
Soylent green is made of gu-gu-guardsmen!
 
And people wonder why i'd rather join chaos...

Chaos of course don't wait till your dead before they start chowing down on your kidneys.

 

 

And 'nids, and Kroot, and Newcron flayed ones. damit guys! stop eating us!

Atleast when a Kroot eats you it means you have good genes, so it's actualy a compliment. ;)






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